...but I did just promise my girl I wouldn't have another drink for the rest of the week if she would gimme the car keys to go get some more beers for tonight.
This obviously was a false-hood. I got my beers for tonight, but I worry that I suggested having to take a break just to get them.......
I'm not an alcoholic, but...
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I'm not an alcoholic, but...
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Re: I'm not an alcoholic, but...
Life tip: live within stumbling distance of a liquor store.
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Re: I'm not an alcoholic, but...
A break sounds like a good idea. She needs to know where she stands in relation to teh drinkie.
#2.
#2.
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Re: I'm not an alcoholic, but...
Is your GF s0ber?
If so, send her to the liquor store and promise her something special...like maybe you'll try to do better about not leaving the toilet seat up after you piss.
If so, send her to the liquor store and promise her something special...like maybe you'll try to do better about not leaving the toilet seat up after you piss.
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Re: I'm not an alcoholic, but...
Smatter Noguts wrote:A break sounds like a good idea. She needs to know where she stands in relation to teh drinkie.
#2.
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MasSangre wrote:If u cant even put down the bottle for a week, then clearly you are a criminal and belong behind bars and dont deserve a girlfriend in the first place. Prison for you.
HELLA YES PRISON
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Fuck that any chick says anything about my drinking other than "ready for another?" gets kicked to the curb. Or sent straight to prison.
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Re: I'm not an alcoholic, but...
The chick or yer Drinking? I heard beer will get you put in prison but Breaking and Entering won't.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Fuck that any chick says anything about my drinking other than "ready for another?" gets kicked to the curb. Or sent straight to prison.
Re: I'm not an alcoholic, but...
Ask yourself, are the kind of man who likes to have the occassional cold one or are you an aspiring 1000L champion?
Are you the drinking equivalent of an unfit slob being thrown in to a marathon or are you like one of those super-marathon freaks who can run from dawn till dusk on a bottle of water & a few bananas?
If you got your priorities straight and realized that drinking is your main objective whereas fickle things like friends, family, a job etc. are mere inconveniences, then this problem wouldn't arise in the first place.
Man up and drink up!!
Are you the drinking equivalent of an unfit slob being thrown in to a marathon or are you like one of those super-marathon freaks who can run from dawn till dusk on a bottle of water & a few bananas?
If you got your priorities straight and realized that drinking is your main objective whereas fickle things like friends, family, a job etc. are mere inconveniences, then this problem wouldn't arise in the first place.
Man up and drink up!!
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Re: I'm not an alcoholic, but...
This.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Fuck that any chick says anything about my drinking other than "ready for another?" gets kicked to the curb. Or sent straight to prison.
Goes both ways though.
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Re: I'm not an alcoholic, but...
The girlfriend?Two Hearted wrote: Goes both ways though.
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HA! Perhaps, but who am I to tell?frankennietzsche wrote:The girlfriend?Two Hearted wrote: Goes both ways though.
Actually, my comment was made from the female POV.
Thirsty's comment was valid, but gender specific.
I was just showing agreement with my good friend Thirsty's post--as it goes both ways. The woman isn't always the devil incarnate.
Glad I found DH--he just asked me if I was 'ready for another' and then passed out on the bed.
Oh well...
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Dimes,Thirsty, dimes...ThirstyDrunk wrote:I heart Two Hearted
(was great chatting with you the other night--can't remember a whit of what was said, but remember the general feeling, and overall drunkenness of the occasion).
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Must be.. A Troll..