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So I went to the doctor's today

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and I have a kidney infection. The doctor actually punched me in the kidneys too. That doesn't seem right.
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Yikes!! How did that happen? Sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon!
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well they should give you some bad ass pain pills
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You need a good poultice and a leeching.
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eat steak and kidney pies. The new, fresh kidneys will replace your old, sickly ones
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I'd say cut one of ruiner's out but those things are probably in worse shape than his brain.
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Get better ASAP. Cheers!
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That is hard to hear I hope you feel better.
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Crystal wrote:...the doctor actually punched me in the kidneys...
I'm pretty sure that I either trained with him or trained him...
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By the way, it was caught before it became serious and spread through my body. 10 days of antibiotics. I already feel good as new. I wasn't trying to get pity, I just thought that was strange that he punched me in the kidneys when I specifically told him that was where my pain was.

Palinka, I don't think you'd punch me in the kidneys. I don't think so, anyway...
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Crystal wrote:and I have a kidney infection. The doctor actually punched me in the kidneys too. That doesn't seem right.
If it makes you feel better, I too went to the doctor today. Turns out I have necrosis of the hip joint. That's right...there's a DEAD BONE inside me that hurts like daggers whenever I move. Luckily I have the best painkiller on the market: sweet, sweet booze. Might be tricky when I got into surgery but then I'll be floating on the medicinal-approved clouds....
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Doctor, it hurts when I move like this...

But seriously, folks, eat a lot of yogurt.
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Thirsty is a doctor too, and he says PBR is your best chance in life.
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Crystal wrote:and I have a kidney infection. The doctor actually punched me in the kidneys too. That doesn't seem right.
Well, you know, in retrospect and all that sort of thing, you could have followed his kidney punch with a big old nutsack kick. I wish I had been there, or your mom, because we would have done it. Showed him a little thing called "Bedside Manner(s)", yes indeedy.
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Sorry to hear about the infection, glad to hear you're better, and I have no idea why he would punch you there other than he's a dick.

I agree with Savage, you should have smaked him right in the Jimmy, REALLY hard.
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