It's Festivus

[NYDingbat]

I hate this season. Worst thing: This year the stores are closed for three days straight due to the 24th being a sunday. Saturday and friday I won`t hit the the stores, because they`ll be crowded harder than mecca.
That means I`ll have to stock up armageddon style.

I need

- Drink
- Smokes
- Food

for thursday through tuesday. I think I`ll hire some sherpas to carry all the load.

You realize what a monumental pussy you sound like in this post, right?

You realize what a monumental bar rag you sound like in this post, right?

Not sure how I sound like a bar rag...

[NYDingbat]

I hate this season. Worst thing: This year the stores are closed for three days straight due to the 24th being a sunday. Saturday and friday I won`t hit the the stores, because they`ll be crowded harder than mecca.
That means I`ll have to stock up armageddon style.

I need

- Drink
- Smokes
- Food

for thursday through tuesday. I think I`ll hire some sherpas to carry all the load.

You realize what a monumental pussy you sound like in this post, right?

Ah!
If you`ll go booze-shopping for me, I`ll stop my whining. I`m totally on board with that.

Problem solved! You're a problem solver, that's what you are! Oh wait, haven't updated my passport. Sorry, pal. I'm sure you'll fare well.

[calx]

I would like Santa to give me some Lagavuilin 16 plz.

[Badfellow]

You realize what a monumental pussy you sound like in this post, right?

You realize what a monumental bar rag you sound like in this post, right?

Not sure how I sound like a bar rag...

Have a little empathy every once in a while, Dingers. And don't be such a monumental pussy when I give you shit. You earned your place here, ma'am. Now keep it.

[Badfellow]

I would like Santa to give me some Lagavuilin 16 plz.

St. Festivus will leave you all the Laphroaig you can drink, if only you believe, and careful, kid. You'll shoot your eye out.

[NYDingbat]

You realize what a monumental bar rag you sound like in this post, right?

Not sure how I sound like a bar rag...

Have a little empathy every once in a while, Dingers. And don't be such a monumental pussy when I give you shit. You earned your place here, ma'am. Now keep it.

Thanks for the lecture.

[Badfellow]

Thanks for the lecture.

How quickly you forget.

[Nausea]

I would like Santa to give me some Lagavuilin 16 plz.

I was disappointed to see that they raised the price on this bottle a few years ago by like 40%!

I had Lagavulin 21, a limited bottling, back in like 2008. It was one of the best things I've ever tasted.

I think I like the more subdued character of Caol Ila, though. This is something I need to treat myself to soon.

[oettinger]

This thread is going just as planned

[Patchez]

Settle down folks. No one should get bent out of shape during the Airing of Grievances.

[mistah willies]

Mods bullying each other, it reminds me of the holiday family gathering at me old place. Brings a drink to the eye. Awww, getting all misty here

[oettinger]

Guten morgen

[Artful Drunktective]

Settle down folks. No one should get bent out of shape during the Airing of Grievances.

Yeah totally. We haven't even gotten to the best part yet! Just decorate your poles and have a drink!! Let the grievances ensue and please enjoy the donation I made in your name.

[Badfellow]

https://youtu.be/BCstmBw-2oU

[Badfellow]

Anyone going caroling for Festivus?

https://youtu.be/6nAaYubpBgI