It's Festivus

[mistah willies]

Sir, I believe the plural is Foot Foot of Strength.

[calx]

May everyone have a Charles Bukowski Christmas.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Yes, and a bukaki chrixmast to you as well.

[calx]

Yes, and a bukaki chrixmast to you as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNn0cCpkMWo

^^

Heee hooo!

[NYDingbat]

I hate this season. Worst thing: This year the stores are closed for three days straight due to the 24th being a sunday. Saturday and friday I won`t hit the the stores, because they`ll be crowded harder than mecca.
That means I`ll have to stock up armageddon style.

I need

- Drink
- Smokes
- Food

for thursday through tuesday. I think I`ll hire some sherpas to carry all the load.

You realize what a monumental pussy you sound like in this post, right?

[RIPT2.0]

He drinks bum wine. But not just any bum wine but bum wine in a converted milk carton with the twist off cap.

Need I say more?

[calx]

I'm done buying shit for my friends and family for Saturnalia this year. Woo hoo! This should be fun. :D

[Artful Drunktective]

Totally. I can't wait for the Airing of Drunkard Grievances.
Did everyone decorate their Festivus Pole?

[oettinger]

I hate this season. Worst thing: This year the stores are closed for three days straight due to the 24th being a sunday. Saturday and friday I won`t hit the the stores, because they`ll be crowded harder than mecca.
That means I`ll have to stock up armageddon style.

I need

- Drink
- Smokes
- Food

for thursday through tuesday. I think I`ll hire some sherpas to carry all the load.

You realize what a monumental pussy you sound like in this post, right?

Ah!
If you`ll go booze-shopping for me, I`ll stop my whining. I`m totally on board with that.

[Badfellow]

I hate this season. Worst thing: This year the stores are closed for three days straight due to the 24th being a sunday. Saturday and friday I won`t hit the the stores, because they`ll be crowded harder than mecca.
That means I`ll have to stock up armageddon style.

I need

- Drink
- Smokes
- Food

for thursday through tuesday. I think I`ll hire some sherpas to carry all the load.

You realize what a monumental pussy you sound like in this post, right?

You realize what a monumental bar rag you sound like in this post, right?

[Badfellow]

Without further ado, let us commence the celebration of the Saturnalian Feast of St. Festivus and get it on with the Dance of the Pole. This year we have a very nice, galvanized steel fence pole provided to us courtesy of the New Jersey Dept. of Transportation.

[Artful Drunktective]

Dance of the Pole? Like strip club style? Dance you monumental pussies!

[Artful Drunktective]

Happy Saturnalian Saturday and Feast of St. Festivus for the rest of us!

[Badfellow]

Dance of the Pole? Like strip club style? Dance you monumental pussies!

A monument to pussy shall be erected as we decorate the pole in honor of the victory of St. Festivus over the forces of x-mas, chanukah, kwanzizzle, ramendan, boxer day, hitler's birthday, national secretaries week, the super bowl, taco tuesday and canadian thanks giving.

[Artful Drunktective]

You forgot about Flag Day celebrations.