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A New Face In Hell

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Hmmmm... Sadie Boniface is urging all UK doctors to double their patients estimates on alcohol consumption and has promised to "wage war" on alcohol consumption in the UK; going so far as to petition the government to place a minimum price per unit of alcohol (she suggests £1 per unit, which would make the average bottle of Scotch over £40).

This woman is clearly the work of satan (click on the link, if you don't believe me - and check her twitter nonsense (which I will not reprint here, for reasons of taste and decency)).
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Sad in the beginning of the name is omen as well, obviously.

Should've not tried to read that steaming puddle of shit she has written. Just skimming over it gave me a headache. I think I'll be heading to a bar to seek immediate treatment.

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Bur wrote:...I think I'll be heading to a bar to seek immediate treatment.
I strong recommend and applaud this action. However, be sure to bring a bottle or two back for the rest of Founder's Day.
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In the old days, we would deport people such as Ms Boniface.

However, we are more civilised these days. There's merely a very strong argument for putting this idiotic woman on a boat that never reaches land again.

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The dries will stoop to anything to get their agenda accross, even mis-representation
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Dear gods, this pro-prohibition, she-devil has even been bitching to the BBC, click here for details.
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Particularly when we drink at home, we pour much larger measures
But of course! I call it "proper".

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I didn't understand the fuss when I read the article. Most people can't calculate units, the surveys ask for units. The surveys often use bad policy when extrapolating, ie someone says they had three pints (of what) so they make a guess. I reckon most people aren't trying to mislead the surveys. I personally like to say I drink six bottles of wine, a few bottles of gin and some turpentine every day, to make sure I'm not underestimated. I blame the people surveying, rather than the surveyed. Also, BURN THE FUCKING WITCH, BURN HER
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Mr. Viking wrote:I didn't understand the fuss when I read the article. Most people can't calculate units, the surveys ask for units. The surveys often use bad policy when extrapolating, ie someone says they had three pints (of what) so they make a guess. I reckon most people aren't trying to mislead the surveys. I personally like to say I drink six bottles of wine, a few bottles of gin and some turpentine every day, to make sure I'm not underestimated. I blame the people surveying, rather than the surveyed. Also, BURN THE FUCKING WITCH, BURN HER

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So, wait, you have this one chickie who can do all of this Dry propoganda and disparage the ones who actually enjoy life? She needs to have an O. Somebody get her to make the O face.

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A bottle counts as one unit, that's the rule. Still these is all fucking bullshit.
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she is not important. i will kill her, if you like. i'm betting she has some nasty secrets she'd rather keep private.
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Savage wrote:she is not important. i will kill her, if you like. i'm betting she has some nasty secrets she'd rather keep private.
As ever, the voice of reason/savage, wins out.
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Yeah, leave the bitch to Savage. I'm comfortable with that outcome.
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Palinka wrote:
Savage wrote:she is not important. i will kill her, if you like. i'm betting she has some nasty secrets she'd rather keep private.
As ever, the voice of reason/savage, wins out.
well yes, and i would like some french fries. with aioli. and red horse beer.
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Savage wrote:well yes, and i would like some french fries. with aioli. and red horse beer.
The best that I can do, from this distance, is blow you a kiss; it should reach you tomorrow (and I apologise for the vodka breath - it was Founder's Day, you see...)
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