A bunch of pickled dicks!Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:25 pmThis dude liiks like he did what he did. He also looks like he smells like pee.
http://www.foxnews-us.com/2018/08/22/bl ... yees-home/
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Basketball player Steph Curry got hit twice in car accident
During halftime they quoted him: God is great and is always great.
When I watched that, I immediately thought about weird stuff on MDM: Fucking god tried to kill you twice and you keep praising him????
Only in America..!!.1!!
During halftime they quoted him: God is great and is always great.
When I watched that, I immediately thought about weird stuff on MDM: Fucking god tried to kill you twice and you keep praising him????
Only in America..!!.1!!
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A little New Year's baby story from Patchez' neck o' the woods. There is one takeaway, see if you can find it:
DANVILLE — The Susquehanna Valley’s firstborn of 2019 arrived 10 days early.
Tiffany Chestnut delivered her third child, Nicole Renee, at 1:07 a.m. Tuesday at Geisinger Medical Center, making her the first born at a Valley hospital. The child’s mother wasn’t expecting a New Year’s Day baby. Nicole wasn't due until Jan. 11.
“I tried to eat my pork and sauerkraut,” Tiffany said about the onset of contractions late Monday afternoon.
Michael Troup drove his daughter from her home in Mifflinburg, arriving at the hospital about 5:30 p.m. Tiffany’s husband, Jason, stayed behind with their two daughters, 5-year-old Julia and 3-year-old Allison, along with his aunt, Mary Huff, who’d been released from Geisinger just hours before Tiffany was admitted.
Seven-and-a-half hours passed before Nicole arrived.
“One big push and that was it, she was out,” Tiffany said.
“It’s like a once in a lifetime to get something like this to happen,” Troup said of the timing.
The Chestnuts and their extended family crowded a hospital room Tuesday to be with Tiffany and Nicole. Jason looked tired. His girls did, too, mother included. Julia wore a shirt that read “Big Sister.” She said she has some lessons in big sisterhood to pass on to Allison.
“Play with her,” Julia responded when asked what she’d teach Allison.
“Show her how to play and share,” Tiffany said
DANVILLE — The Susquehanna Valley’s firstborn of 2019 arrived 10 days early.
Tiffany Chestnut delivered her third child, Nicole Renee, at 1:07 a.m. Tuesday at Geisinger Medical Center, making her the first born at a Valley hospital. The child’s mother wasn’t expecting a New Year’s Day baby. Nicole wasn't due until Jan. 11.
“I tried to eat my pork and sauerkraut,” Tiffany said about the onset of contractions late Monday afternoon.
Michael Troup drove his daughter from her home in Mifflinburg, arriving at the hospital about 5:30 p.m. Tiffany’s husband, Jason, stayed behind with their two daughters, 5-year-old Julia and 3-year-old Allison, along with his aunt, Mary Huff, who’d been released from Geisinger just hours before Tiffany was admitted.
Seven-and-a-half hours passed before Nicole arrived.
“One big push and that was it, she was out,” Tiffany said.
“It’s like a once in a lifetime to get something like this to happen,” Troup said of the timing.
The Chestnuts and their extended family crowded a hospital room Tuesday to be with Tiffany and Nicole. Jason looked tired. His girls did, too, mother included. Julia wore a shirt that read “Big Sister.” She said she has some lessons in big sisterhood to pass on to Allison.
“Play with her,” Julia responded when asked what she’d teach Allison.
“Show her how to play and share,” Tiffany said
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Youtube reconmended to me today muppet flow, Cockie monzter likez big butts is my favorite so far
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When I first heard this, I would have bet a large sum of money that it took place in Florida or Germany. But I guess Texas makes since too. My only question is this: Did the can still contain the Pringles?
https://kdvr.com/2019/01/13/woman-banne ... ngles-can/
https://kdvr.com/2019/01/13/woman-banne ... ngles-can/
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"Sorry, this content is not available in your region"
Really?!?!?
What did I miss out on? I almost want to know
Really?!?!?
What did I miss out on? I almost want to know
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Wine from a Pringles can. That's classy.
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BANNED FROM WALMART! What a badge of honor. Take the drink to the parking lot!
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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I remember back in the day when WalFart wuz just a lil' old blue general store in the sticks of Fort Smith. Get your varmin' ammo, smokes and a bottle of Fucktucky Deluxe, all beneath the same harsh, depressing fluorescent lighting.
It's nice how Walmart includes minorities in their ads now. Lot's of black people not shoplifting and questionably progressive ethnicities going on there.
It's nice how Walmart includes minorities in their ads now. Lot's of black people not shoplifting and questionably progressive ethnicities going on there.
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It really is a wonderful world after all!
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The whole wine from a pringles can just grew legs and is starting to crawl around Texas. How far will it go?
https://www.star-telegram.com/news/stat ... 73725.html
https://www.star-telegram.com/news/stat ... 73725.html
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