I think this calls for a new thread. Maybe Misheard Lyrics In A Public Place or Did I Just Hear What I Think I Heard?Savage wrote: ↑Thu Oct 21, 2021 1:58 amwhen you were not drunk, but thought that maybe you just thought you weren't drunk?
For me, it was in the small, or the four-minute mall, in Tumbleweed Junction, many years ago. Now back in the day, it was a town mostly populated by the elderly people, the Glenn Miller generation. So there I was, at the end of the small, where the Sears and the JCPenney collided, and on the Muzak came a vocal song, (rarity). It took a few seconds to register, but there, in OldFart USA, they were playing a song whose lyrics were:
Don't want no short dick man.
Well! Fetch my smelling salts and fainting couch! It was Tuesday morning, otherwise known as Old Folks don't have to pay sales tax day. Luckily, most of the cotton-heads were too deaf to catch the audio. I went home and poured a large bourbon and listened to Chopin until my heart rate calmed.
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armadillos
armadillos are weird, so are sloths.
armadillos are weird, so are sloths.
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Armadillos are just possums with an Armor Class.
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GEET - engine running on water
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Don't invite me over for dinner.
Armadillos carry leprosy. One time, in Okinawa, we inadvertently landed on a small peninsula wherein a leper colony was. Old people in jammies and robes walked around, escorted my nurses, and signs in English and Kanji warned folks to stay inside their vehicles, unless they were visiting someone;
If you see an armadillo, run it over. Texans love that. They make purses out of them. The head and front paws form the flap. I call them Kilroy purses.
That being said, I have a recipe for armadillo.
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Savage wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 4:59 pmDon't invite me over for dinner.
Armadillos carry leprosy. One time, in Okinawa, we inadvertently landed on a small peninsula wherein a leper colony was. Old people in jammies and robes walked around, escorted by nurses, and signs in English and Kanji warned folks to stay inside their vehicles, unless they were visiting someone;
If you see an armadillo, run it over. Texans love that. They make purses out of them. The head and front paws form the flap. I call them Kilroy purses.
That being said, I have a recipe for armadillo.
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Seriously? Barf!
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Possum is awesome. But armadillo is more chill-o.
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Bacon wrapped armadillo eggs. Look it up. It’s a thing. I’d try it.
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