Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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Cheers and happy birthday man

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Happy birthday Patchez & Bubblez.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Sun Apr 11, 2021 12:23 pm
Happy birthday Patchez & Bubblez.
Oh shit, I fogot, yeah right! lololol

S'going on Bubblez?
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

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Thank you guys for the Beerthday wishes! A good weekend was had. Irish whiskey and Scotch were imbibed, trout were fished for and flys were tied.
The wife bought me a high dollar tying vise for my birthday so now I have to get serious about it I guess.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
DRINK!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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Happy belated, Patchy. Any midget strippers this year?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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Badfellow wrote:
Tue Apr 13, 2021 9:50 am
Happy belated, Patchy. Any midget strippers this year?
Sadly no.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Midgets were only bred to wrestle other midgets.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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You’re telling me you’ve never seen a couple of midget strippers wrasslin’ in a kiddie pool full of lime Jello?
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Midgets were bred for wrestling, dwarfs were bred for tossing. Simple.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Midgest were build for TV, dwarfs were build for the Cinemas
Drink!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:37 pm
Midgets were bred for wrestling, dwarfs were bred for tossing. Simple.
What do we do with the giant dwarves who have super strength?
Wait, am I drunk again?
Oh well.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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Happy Birthday Patchy! May you have a magical day filled with all of your favorite indulgences and stuff. Sláinte!

And to add to that, here's some midget twerkers I'm sending to your house for both you and brother Bubblez' special day!


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Happy birthday, Patchy. Midgets everywhere are twerking in honor of your special day.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

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Best Birthday ever!!!!!!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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