Happy Birthday, Patchez!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Cheers sir!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Here’s a quick Patchez birthday quiz for all you drinkabouts out there.
On his birthday Patchez would happily indulge in the following:
A. sitting on a velvet throne surrounded by minions of twerking midget strippers
B. trout fishing at the only stream in the world with on-site betting
C. eating a barbecue platter with a pint of Scotch and 16 gallons of imperial stout
D. cigars and quite possibly a puff of the devil’s cabbage
E. all of the above simultaneously
On his birthday Patchez would happily indulge in the following:
A. sitting on a velvet throne surrounded by minions of twerking midget strippers
B. trout fishing at the only stream in the world with on-site betting
C. eating a barbecue platter with a pint of Scotch and 16 gallons of imperial stout
D. cigars and quite possibly a puff of the devil’s cabbage
E. all of the above simultaneously
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
F. playing the antler ring toss game he got for his birthday. (yes, it's real.)Badfellow wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 3:58 pmHere’s a quick Patchez birthday quiz for all you drinkabouts out there.
On his birthday Patchez would happily indulge in the following:
A. sitting on a velvet throne surrounded by minions of twerking midget strippers
B. trout fishing at the only stream in the world with on-site betting
C. eating a barbecue platter with a pint of Scotch and 16 gallons of imperial stout
D. cigars and quite possibly a puff of the devil’s cabbage
E. all of the above simultaneously
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Happy birthday, Patchez!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Yeah, I'm a have to go with E on that one.Badfellow wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 3:58 pmHere’s a quick Patchez birthday quiz for all you drinkabouts out there.
On his birthday Patchez would happily indulge in the following:
A. sitting on a velvet throne surrounded by minions of twerking midget strippers
B. trout fishing at the only stream in the world with on-site betting
C. eating a barbecue platter with a pint of Scotch and 16 gallons of imperial stout
D. cigars and quite possibly a puff of the devil’s cabbage
E. all of the above simultaneously
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Bit late to the party, but still, Happy Belated, Patchez!
Hope the celebrations are still ongoing, filled with overproof bourbon and twerking midgets!
Hope the celebrations are still ongoing, filled with overproof bourbon and twerking midgets!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
even later to the party......HAPPY BLOODY RUDDY BIRTHDAY MY BEARDED BRODDA.
may the good scotch and imperial stouts flow in abundance for you my man. X
may the good scotch and imperial stouts flow in abundance for you my man. X
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Super late here too, I was umm busy getting loaded. Just continue what you like doing best
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
As you always say, Happy Beerthday! Have an awesome day! Give your bro Bubbz some birthday love from us as well!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Thank you AD. We have big plans for our birthday weekend. Took a day off tomorrow for a guided trout trip for our first day of
Trout Camp. Plenty of booze and fishing lined up this weekend. Shrooms and maybe some Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.
Trout Camp. Plenty of booze and fishing lined up this weekend. Shrooms and maybe some Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Cheers sir!
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Happy Birthday, Patchez. Enjoy a loaded trout camp weekend!