Happy Birthday, Patchez!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Cheers and happy birthday man
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Oh shit, I fogot, yeah right! lololol
S'going on Bubblez?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Thank you guys for the Beerthday wishes! A good weekend was had. Irish whiskey and Scotch were imbibed, trout were fished for and flys were tied.
The wife bought me a high dollar tying vise for my birthday so now I have to get serious about it I guess.
The wife bought me a high dollar tying vise for my birthday so now I have to get serious about it I guess.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Happy belated, Patchy. Any midget strippers this year?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Sadly no.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Midgets were only bred to wrestle other midgets.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
You’re telling me you’ve never seen a couple of midget strippers wrasslin’ in a kiddie pool full of lime Jello?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Midgets were bred for wrestling, dwarfs were bred for tossing. Simple.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
What do we do with the giant dwarves who have super strength?ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:37 pmMidgets were bred for wrestling, dwarfs were bred for tossing. Simple.
Wait, am I drunk again?
Oh well.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Happy Birthday Patchy! May you have a magical day filled with all of your favorite indulgences and stuff. Sláinte!
And to add to that, here's some midget twerkers I'm sending to your house for both you and brother Bubblez' special day!
And to add to that, here's some midget twerkers I'm sending to your house for both you and brother Bubblez' special day!
Okole maluna!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Happy birthday, Patchy. Midgets everywhere are twerking in honor of your special day.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Best Birthday ever!!!!!!
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice