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California Man Climbs Under Wine Truck, Drinks from Tank
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020 ... from-tank/
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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As soon as I saw the headline I guessed it was Hugh. Wrong again.Lush City wrote: ↑Sat May 09, 2020 8:30 amHonest folks, I couldn't make this up if I tried!
California Man Climbs Under Wine Truck, Drinks from Tank
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020 ... from-tank/
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"he was “half-drunk, with bloodshot eyes, monster breath, and a raging, skull-rattling hangover,” when he pitched his perfect game against the Twins on May 17, 1998."Lush City wrote: ↑Sat May 09, 2020 8:19 amFormer A’s Pitcher Dallas Braden Says He Was Hungover When He Threw Perfect Game
https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2020/0 ... fect-game/
Man, I can't imagine. Well, I guess I kinda can, but a major league game that must have been brutal.
Still hard to beat Doc Ellis' perfect game though. What a great story.
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Didn't Doc Ellis do that while on LSD?ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat May 09, 2020 8:44 am"he was “half-drunk, with bloodshot eyes, monster breath, and a raging, skull-rattling hangover,” when he pitched his perfect game against the Twins on May 17, 1998."Lush City wrote: ↑Sat May 09, 2020 8:19 amFormer A’s Pitcher Dallas Braden Says He Was Hungover When He Threw Perfect Game
https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2020/0 ... fect-game/
Man, I can't imagine. Well, I guess I kinda can, but a major league game that must have been brutal.
Still hard to beat Doc Ellis' perfect game though. What a great story.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Pub Stasi: UK Rent-a-Mob Patrol Streets to Check if Bars Are Open
It's time for a serious rebellion!
https://www.infowars.com/pub-stasi-uk-r ... -are-open/
It's time for a serious rebellion!
https://www.infowars.com/pub-stasi-uk-r ... -are-open/
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Look at those troopers. During prohibition they send out the tough guys atleast
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UK Officer In Charge Of Submarine's Nukes Boarded "Staggering Drunk" While Clutching BBQ Chicken
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/ ... tching-bbq
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/ ... tching-bbq
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Didn`t something similar happen in recent years, posted in this very thread? Same guy again maybe?Lush City wrote: ↑Tue Oct 20, 2020 3:44 pmUK Officer In Charge Of Submarine's Nukes Boarded "Staggering Drunk" While Clutching BBQ Chicken
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/ ... tching-bbq
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Scientists Discover Way To Quickly Clear Alcohol From Blood By ‘Breathing’
Why? So you can keep drinking, of course.
https://www.infowars.com/posts/scientis ... breathing/
Why? So you can keep drinking, of course.
https://www.infowars.com/posts/scientis ... breathing/
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Maybe a bit of an odd thing? I cannot enjoy nor actually drink, when I feel unwell. When the cancer (it took me a bit of time to even be able to type that stinking word)
when the cancer bug bit me, I had no appetite, including for booze. Lately, I have little appetite for food, or booze, have some other disturbing symptoms, and of course, the covid crap means that doctor checkups are hard to come by. oh shit. I was at my five year point since diagnosis, but
so many people are dying. That orange pig in chief
sorry. this is not a political thread.
oh damn. it is almost three in the morning. i am awake because of pain.
grumpy will be so angry with me when he wakes up and realizes that i am still up/ gotta go..
when the cancer bug bit me, I had no appetite, including for booze. Lately, I have little appetite for food, or booze, have some other disturbing symptoms, and of course, the covid crap means that doctor checkups are hard to come by. oh shit. I was at my five year point since diagnosis, but
so many people are dying. That orange pig in chief
sorry. this is not a political thread.
oh damn. it is almost three in the morning. i am awake because of pain.
grumpy will be so angry with me when he wakes up and realizes that i am still up/ gotta go..
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Liquor store employees fined for selling to a drunk
The drunk driver did not even drink the booze she bought in the liquor store, but the employees were fined anyway.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/liquor-sto ... dly-crash/
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/liquor-sto ... dly-crash/
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I want to serve everyone but you have to draw the line, or it's your ass.
There's a lot of liability for such a low-paying job.
There's a lot of liability for such a low-paying job.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Re: Liquor store employees fined for selling to a drunk
An episode of COPS showed a cop arresting a convenience store clerk for selling to someone underage without asking for ID. They showed the cops taking the clerk out in handcuffs - but no one else seemed to be taking the clerks place behind the register. I wondered if they left the store abandoned.
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Did they also charge the poor bastard that sold fuel to this fuckup a day earlier?
Or the used cars salesman?
Or his mother
Or the used cars salesman?
Or his mother
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