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Fuck the PLCB really hard in it's overly tight, stick stuck in it, ass. They need to get out of the bootlegging game. I refuse to buy from PA any further. I'm with in 30 to 45 minutes of some de3cent candy stores across the border into MD. I'll go there or pick up a bunch when I'm traveling out of state. The State realized during Prohibition that bootlegging pays. So when it was repealed they cornered the liquor market by only allowing booze to be sold in State stores. Greedy little fuck pigs won't give up that little cash cow.

Corrupt the whole way through. At least 50% of the high end allocated bottles are set up in a lottery. The rest get siphoned off by the Gov. to hand out to his political cronies.
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What the heck, this isn`t news, it`s a bad trip
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Something seriously wrong with Pennsylvania. And everyother state with state run liquor stores. Buying beer and liquor is fairly simple. Why they do what they do with it boggles the mind.

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yeah right. Why the nuclear testing in Nevada, in Pennsilvania they could have tested the results on real life retards
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scream ale wrote:
Sat Sep 25, 2021 2:13 pm
Something seriously wrong with Pennsylvania. And everyother state with state run liquor stores. Buying beer and liquor is fairly simple. Why they do what they do with it boggles the mind.
I told you why in my post. They found out during Prohibition how lucrative bootlegging booze was. They took over as soon as booze was legal again. The State is your bootlegger now. Greedy assholes.
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Could easily see myself doing something like that.

But I hate how they felt the need to add "cautionary" tales about drinking in the article lest someone reads it and thinks "drinking can be fun!"

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DrunkinEurope wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:46 am
Could easily see myself doing something like that.

But I hate how they felt the need to add "cautionary" tales about drinking in the article lest someone reads it and thinks "drinking can be fun!"
Yea, I saw that too.

I've searched the web for hilarious drinking stories, and Google always sort them with stories about people going to AA and quitting at the top of the list. Fucking modern-day temperance movement fucktards. Everyone has an opinion about how everyone else should behave.
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From the pages of Wired, the future of booze may be strange and unclassifiable.

I’ve tried the "liquor" mentioned in the article (Fuck Trump and His Stupid Fucking Wall from Empirical Spirits of Denmark). It does defy simple classification as it possesses the multiple personalities of sake, soju and botanically infused spirits. It is strange and definitely not for everyone. But just between you, me and cocktail shaker, it makes the perfect secret weapon for mixing up a lethally delicious Bloody Mary.

Strange liquor can be regarded as a long term trend for the future, especially if the prominence of craft distillery operations continues as it has. The little guys are willing and able to experiment and do things that would scare Diageo or AB InBev shitless.

Don’t let it scare you, however. It is perhaps the Drunkard who stands the brightest future from this scenario. You could try a new bottle every day for the rest of your life and still not scratch the surface of what’s out there (and what continues to be invented). Exciting times!
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Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:27 pm
Everyone has an opinion about how everyone else should behave.
Dude, you need to chill and have a drink.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Oct 03, 2021 8:38 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:27 pm
Everyone has an opinion about how everyone else should behave.
Dude, you need to chill and have a drink.
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My latest booze news: I made a new alcohol order.

2 bottles of Stolichnaya
2 bottles of Whyte & Mackay Blended Scotch Whisky
1 bottle of Lillet Blanc
1 bottle of Brugal Añejo Superior Dark Rum
1 bottle of Lambs Navy Rum
1 bottle of Courvoisier VSOP Cognac
1 bottle of Seignette VS Cognac
1 bottle of St-Rémy VSOP brandy
1 bottle of Soberano 5 reserve brandy

I'm going to be getting sauced up like fucking Napoleon isolated on the Elba.
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Looks like the hard seltzer boom is over: https://news.yahoo.com/millions-cases-t ... 25928.html

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Damn! It was so hip and cool!

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And there’s your quote of the week courtesy Jim Koch: "We want Truly to have that fresh, bright taste, so we're going to crush millions of cases of product before it goes stale."

Can’t they just donate it to the homeless?
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