Top Tips for the Alcoholically Challenged
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Re: Top Tips for the Alcoholically Challenged
Cliff Yablonski's guide to eats is a big help (you can read it better if you close one eye).
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: Top Tips for the Alcoholically Challenged
Lamp posts may look life a safe bet for leaning on and relaxing, but they are devious creations and will betray you upon time of need.
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fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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but things like that can smuggle such a small amount of alki. We need something capable of smuggling a half gallon or so.Surreal wrote:
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Re: Top Tips for the Alcoholically Challenged
savage wrote:but things like that can smuggle such a small amount of alki. We need something capable of smuggling a half gallon or so.
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I don't know about you, but I have a wicked heavy flow from month the month so I need to cary about 30 of those little man-gina missles in my man-purse. It carries me through the lunch hour.Savage wrote: but things like that can smuggle such a small amount of alki. We need something capable of smuggling a half gallon or so.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Re: Top Tips for the Alcoholically Challenged
N.B. Taxi drivers are the natural enemy of the drunkard; they will overcharge you* and attempt to make you forget the deposit that you had to pay as insurance against throwing up/passing out/needing to be taken to the E.R/A&E. Trust your hippocampus and jump on the beer scooter instead.
* In the city, in which I currently find myself domiciled, the fuckers charge an extra £2 for picking someone up from a pub. The bastards.
* In the city, in which I currently find myself domiciled, the fuckers charge an extra £2 for picking someone up from a pub. The bastards.
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Re: Top Tips for the Alcoholically Challenged
Mr Boozificator and I had to talk ourselves out of killing a taxi driver at the first CCC in Manchester. We did the right thing and just swore at him a lot, got to our destination, paid him without tip and continued drinking.Palinka wrote:N.B. Taxi drivers are the natural enemy of the drunkard; they will overcharge you* and attempt to make you forget the deposit that you had to pay as insurance against throwing up/passing out/needing to be taken to the E.R/A&E. Trust your hippocampus and jump on the beer scooter instead.
* In the city, in which I currently find myself domiciled, the fuckers charge an extra £2 for picking someone up from a pub. The bastards.
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Re: Top Tips for the Alcoholically Challenged
One of the nuttiest barmen I ever knew once gave me some advice on being a barman.
"Peter, when someone says 'take wan for yersel,' you should take three."
My last memory of said bartender is said bartender taking a bad turn and putting me in a headlock after we'd been out drinking all night. I found out that he died about a year later. You're missed, Jackie.
"Peter, when someone says 'take wan for yersel,' you should take three."
My last memory of said bartender is said bartender taking a bad turn and putting me in a headlock after we'd been out drinking all night. I found out that he died about a year later. You're missed, Jackie.
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I just had a flash about the Kardashian clan. Sorry for quoting myself. I just couldn't help it. It's four darkthirtyalmost, and the Grump made so much noise leaving, that I find sleep has fled for softer chambers.Savage wrote:but things like that can smuggle such a small amount of alki. We need something capable of smuggling a half gallon or so.Surreal wrote:
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That, Sir, is pure brilliance.Mr. Viking wrote:savage wrote:but things like that can smuggle such a small amount of alki. We need something capable of smuggling a half gallon or so.
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"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: Top Tips for the Alcoholically Challenged
If your late night ham sandwich tastes fizzy, either you have put alka seltzer in it or the ham is really, really off.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: Top Tips for the Alcoholically Challenged
if you can lie down on the floor without holding on...you ain't drunk.
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Top Tips for the Alcoholically Challenged
I thought "Alcoholically Challenged" meant that either you were in a Dry area, or that you couldn't get drunk.
May you all be hung, drawn, and quartered!
Yes, HUNG - with precious metals and jewels
DRAWN - in a coach and four
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.
Yes, HUNG - with precious metals and jewels
DRAWN - in a coach and four
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.