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Welcome aboard. Drinking in Antarctica sounds like an excellent time. Let's all go penguin-tipping.

Anyways, I'll take your favorite version of Bruichladdich's Black Art, as I am, you will find, a fancy bitch.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Wed Feb 24, 2021 1:17 pm
Hi,
New here, .y name is David, but my user name is Merchant Seaman, because in fact I am a merchant seaman, no that's not part of the military.

I've been drunk on every continent, including Antarctica, I've guzzled hooch that would kill a bull moose.
Ahoy and welcome aboard fellow drunkard! Looking forward to getting to know you and hearing about all your worldwide drunken stories- and hopefully shenanigans as well. I'll take a dirty ass vodka martini with bleu cheese stuffed olives. Danke! Sláinte!
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Good day all,

I’m the new guy and want to say hi to everyone. Its good to know that i’m not the only one who enjoys a good drink in this world of do-gooders and ever increasing correctness.

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ETOPS wrote:
Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:53 am
Good day all,

I’m the new guy and want to say hi to everyone. Its good to know that i’m not the only one who enjoys a good drink in this world of do-gooders and ever increasing correctness.
Welcome new guy, do join us on the Drunk Skype it's usually quite lively Mostly filled with degenerates!
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Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.

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Welcome ETOPS,
we look forward to your stumbling input to this steerless vessel.

New one buys. I`d like a whisky sour.

Don`t forget:
Post drunk
Post often,
Post often drunk

Cheers
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ETOPS wrote:
Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:53 am
Good day all,

I’m the new guy and want to say hi to everyone. Its good to know that i’m not the only one who enjoys a good drink in this world of do-gooders and ever increasing correctness.

Yes no do-gooders and correctness here. Just a bunch of drunkards around the world doing what we do best; coming together for some fun and debauchery. Welcome fellow drunkard! I'll take a dirty vodka martini with bleu cheese stuffed olives. The bartender will hate you for ordering it. Sláinte!
Okole maluna!

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Welcome to all the new comers. Been a while since i dropped by.

I'll have whatevers wet.

Merchant Seaman... I wanna hear your tales of Thailand!
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New to the board. Reader of the magazine since 2011. Been drinkning since 2007. Trying to figure out how to be a drunkard, a husband and maintaining a job all at once. Drinking my third rum and cola for today, about to pour the fourth. Have not read any of the posts on this board yet, looking forward to it.

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Jamarcus wrote:
Thu Jun 17, 2021 11:03 am
New to the board. Reader of the magazine since 2011. Been drinkning since 2007. Trying to figure out how to be a drunkard, a husband and maintaining a job all at once. Drinking my third rum and cola for today, about to pour the fourth. Have not read any of the posts on this board yet, looking forward to it.
Currently about to pour the fifth.

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Jamarcus wrote:
Thu Jun 17, 2021 11:03 am
New to the board. Reader of the magazine since 2011. Been drinkning since 2007. Trying to figure out how to be a drunkard, a husband and maintaining a job all at once. Drinking my third rum and cola for today, about to pour the fourth. Have not read any of the posts on this board yet, looking forward to it.

Warm welcome fellow drunkard! We look forward to getting to know you! There are many drunkards here "balancing" work and being a husband so you will fit in swimmingly. Rye n' Coke, Patchez, Dear Booze, and Bubblez to name a few. Definitely check out the board posts as it will help get to know us drunks better and also, please contribute in return so we may do the same. Jump right in and join in the camaraderie and fun. Chin chin!
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Jamarcus wrote:
Thu Jun 17, 2021 11:03 am
New to the board. Reader of the magazine since 2011.
Oh so does that mean you've read all 3 magazines? Ha. Joke. Sorta...
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Jun 17, 2021 11:37 am
Jamarcus wrote:
Thu Jun 17, 2021 11:03 am
New to the board. Reader of the magazine since 2011.
Oh so does that mean you've read all 3 magazines? Ha. Joke. Sorta...
All nine magazines. ;-)

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Jamarcus wrote:
Thu Jun 17, 2021 11:03 am
New to the board. Reader of the magazine since 2011. Been drinkning since 2007. Trying to figure out how to be a drunkard, a husband and maintaining a job all at once. Drinking my third rum and cola for today, about to pour the fourth. Have not read any of the posts on this board yet, looking forward to it.
Welcome aboard

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I found the magazine in 2006. I have all six issues. They're a good read.

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Jamarcus wrote:
Thu Jun 17, 2021 11:03 am
New to the board. Reader of the magazine since 2011. Been drinkning since 2007. Trying to figure out how to be a drunkard, a husband and maintaining a job all at once. Drinking my third rum and cola for today, about to pour the fourth. Have not read any of the posts on this board yet, looking forward to it.
Awesome. I'm pretty drunk right now.

Cheers
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