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- benitobeast69
- Inebriate Savant
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I totaly know what you mean...i love the feeling of finishing an absolute ball kicker of a days work and knowing it's done and you can start getting shitfaced...think i even prefer drinking after work to drinking on my days off. feel like i've earned that shit
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane." - Kinglsey Amis
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Welcome aboad. We shall all look forward to your posts and exploring new fellow Modern Drunkards' opinions, recipes and stories.
Now that you have found your way to our little haven of enabling, why not show off your true colours to your friends, relatives and collegues with some essential Modern Drunkard merchandise? While your visiting the MDM shop, don't forget to pick up a subscription to the Modern Drunkard Magazine, so you can be the Drunkardist at the bar with a finger on the pulse of what's happening in the World of Drinks and Drinking!
Now that you have found your way to our little haven of enabling, why not show off your true colours to your friends, relatives and collegues with some essential Modern Drunkard merchandise? While your visiting the MDM shop, don't forget to pick up a subscription to the Modern Drunkard Magazine, so you can be the Drunkardist at the bar with a finger on the pulse of what's happening in the World of Drinks and Drinking!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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- peetie44
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10389
- Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:05 am
- Location: Belgium, Austin TX, SoCal, Branson MO, Cape Cod MA
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Welcome, all you new guys.
CHEERS!
CHEERS!
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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- Tippler
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doing the night shift
Hey guys!,
Im typing from australia , I registered over a month ago and even sent a msg of face book to FKR, only to realise his account hasn't been updated since 2009 lol.
Anywho, names Ben, live on the south coast of NSW in australia and get hammered ever night after coming home from my stupid job as a travel agent, lately ove been hitting the JD PRETTY HARD, but as I type its 1214am saturday, have had a nice friday night of boozing and set myself a mini weekend bender challenge. So I have now polished off the JD bottle and an now hunkering down into a case (24x375ml) sorry, we only do metric in au case of 5.8% beer, I told myself I can pass out until rthe case has dissapeard, Into beer 6 after the 700ml of JD, Cant wait for that lovely feeling of complete inebriation! peaceout drunkards!
Im typing from australia , I registered over a month ago and even sent a msg of face book to FKR, only to realise his account hasn't been updated since 2009 lol.
Anywho, names Ben, live on the south coast of NSW in australia and get hammered ever night after coming home from my stupid job as a travel agent, lately ove been hitting the JD PRETTY HARD, but as I type its 1214am saturday, have had a nice friday night of boozing and set myself a mini weekend bender challenge. So I have now polished off the JD bottle and an now hunkering down into a case (24x375ml) sorry, we only do metric in au case of 5.8% beer, I told myself I can pass out until rthe case has dissapeard, Into beer 6 after the 700ml of JD, Cant wait for that lovely feeling of complete inebriation! peaceout drunkards!
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- Boozing Like Bukowski
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Is Blackout Island in Australia as dangerous as the Australian mainland, what with all of your scary lethal critters? I hope not.
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Hi I'm Matt. I like gin...beer, Bundaberg Rum, scotch...etc
I love getting extremely drunk
My aim is to Stay lucid for longer...people tell me I'm fine until I have to walk anywhere...then the alcohol floods every inch of my system and its all downhill (in a good way) from there.
I love getting smashed. I love smoking.
I love getting extremely drunk
My aim is to Stay lucid for longer...people tell me I'm fine until I have to walk anywhere...then the alcohol floods every inch of my system and its all downhill (in a good way) from there.
I love getting smashed. I love smoking.
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
I'm new to this board. I thought I better post something before I forget my user name and password.
Albert
Albert
- Mr. Viking
- Hooching Like Hemingway
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hello. Hope you have funAlbert wrote:I'm new to this board. I thought I better post something before I forget my user name and password.
Albert
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
- Mr. Viking
- Hooching Like Hemingway
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- Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:23 am
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hello hello gin. I like the cut of your jibhello gin wrote:Hi I'm Matt. I like gin...beer, Bundaberg Rum, scotch...etc
I love getting extremely drunk
My aim is to Stay lucid for longer...people tell me I'm fine until I have to walk anywhere...then the alcohol floods every inch of my system and its all downhill (in a good way) from there.
I love getting smashed. I love smoking.
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
- Mr Boozificator
- Boozing Like Bukowski
- Posts: 4981
- Joined: Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:28 pm
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Sounds like doing it properly, now the ultimate test will be to try to post again on Friday night. If you fail at that, then accidentally pour strong liquor on your keyboard trying, set fire to your apartment, offer a drink or twelve to the firemen when they come to the rescue, please create a new account as soon as you are out of intensive care, you definitely belong here.Albert wrote:I'm new to this board. I thought I better post something before I forget my user name and password.
Albert
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Allow myself to introduce...myself.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Hello MDM big fan of the site and magazine wish I found out about this years ago but no matter CHEERS
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Hi, I'm here to see what I've been told are some amazing tribute posts and pics of the much-loved Mayhem. He told me so many stories of his wonderful friends here, I wanted to see for myself. Thanks, l... for pointing me in the right direction!
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MayhemsGirl wrote:Hi, I'm here to see what I've been told are some amazing tribute posts and pics of the much-loved Mayhem. He told me so many stories of his wonderful friends here, I wanted to see for myself. Thanks, l... for pointing me in the right direction!
greatly loved.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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- Chugging Like Churchill
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Welcome! Glad she did- the crazy stuff is here. And Mayhem is much loved here.MayhemsGirl wrote:Hi, I'm here to see what I've been told are some amazing tribute posts and pics of the much-loved Mayhem. He told me so many stories of his wonderful friends here, I wanted to see for myself. Thanks, l... for pointing me in the right direction!
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.