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Welcome Galahad. I'm a dickhead. So we have that covered too. Let's have some fun on here. Has anyone invited you to join the online skype Tavern yet?
DRINK!
- Artful Drunktective
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Galahad Threepwood wrote: ↑Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:37 pmI assure you, I'm definitely a piece of shit. But it takes all kinds, wot?
Welcome aboard Sir Galahad! Looking forward to getting to know another fellow drunkard piece of shit (although you'll be sorry you got to know this piece of shit). Chin chin! Prost! Sláinte!
Okole maluna!
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Hello...I am new, as they say. From England. Peace and love to all...I've enjoyed reading various threads, thus my signing up. What else can I say?
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Welcome aboard. Remember. Post often. Post drunk. Post drunk often.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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You say "First round is on me! What'll ya have?"BlueJayFields wrote: ↑Thu Jan 07, 2021 1:32 pmHello...I am new, as they say. From England. Peace and love to all...I've enjoyed reading various threads, thus my signing up. What else can I say?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Welcome aboard fellow drunkard! Looking forward to your drunken contributions to the board! You'll fit in nicely with the British Invasion. I'll take a Long Beach Ice Tea kind sir. Chin chin!BlueJayFields wrote: ↑Thu Jan 07, 2021 1:32 pmHello...I am new, as they say. From England. Peace and love to all...I've enjoyed reading various threads, thus my signing up. What else can I say?
Okole maluna!
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Good to have another Englishman join the ranks. This board was once ram-packed with Yanks drunkardly screaming about Freeeedom, pick-up trucks, and their Uncle Jack Danielelllss the Third.
We're slowly taking over!
Anyway cheers!
We're slowly taking over!
Anyway cheers!
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
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Hey! Are you disrespecting our national anthem?!TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 10:25 amYanks drunkardly screaming about Freeeedom, pick-up trucks, and their Uncle Jack Danielelllss the Third.
Okole maluna!
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Yeeehaaaaw!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:08 pmHey! Are you disrespecting our national anthem?!TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 10:25 amYanks drunkardly screaming about Freeeedom, pick-up trucks, and their Uncle Jack Danielelllss the Third.
Come on Bo Duke, we gonna have to jump the pond in the General Lee. Probly gotta start back in Ohio to get enough speed.
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Hi,
New here, .y name is David, but my user name is Merchant Seaman, because in fact I am a merchant seaman, no that's not part of the military.
I've been drunk on every continent, including Antarctica, I've guzzled hooch that would kill a bull moose.
I'm mostly a nice guy, bartenders like me, one bar I was a regular at even bought me an engraved watch.
New here, .y name is David, but my user name is Merchant Seaman, because in fact I am a merchant seaman, no that's not part of the military.
I've been drunk on every continent, including Antarctica, I've guzzled hooch that would kill a bull moose.
I'm mostly a nice guy, bartenders like me, one bar I was a regular at even bought me an engraved watch.
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Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 1:17 pmHi,
New here, .y name is David, but my user name is Merchant Seaman, because in fact I am a merchant seaman, no that's not part of the military.
I've been drunk on every continent, including Antarctica, I've guzzled hooch that would kill a bull moose.
I'm mostly a nice guy, bartenders like me, one bar I was a regular at even bought me an engraved watch.
And a hearty welcome to you, non-landlubber. Let’s have a pint of rum all around. Curious... what is the liquor of choice in Antarctica?
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Thank you, Antarctica is remarkably well stocked, so pretty much anything you like
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In that case, I’ll have what the penguins are having. Cheers.
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Welcome to our little corner of the intertrons.
Post often. Post drunk. Post drunk often.
Post often. Post drunk. Post drunk often.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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I'll have a double Buffalo Trace neat because the world owes me one