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Welcome Galahad. I'm a dickhead. So we have that covered too. Let's have some fun on here. Has anyone invited you to join the online skype Tavern yet?
DRINK!

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Galahad Threepwood wrote:
Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:37 pm
Hugh wrote:
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So you're a Wodehouse reader. Maybe you're not such a piece of shit after all. Because nearly all new registrants to this forum are pieces of shit.
I assure you, I'm definitely a piece of shit. But it takes all kinds, wot?

Welcome aboard Sir Galahad! Looking forward to getting to know another fellow drunkard piece of shit (although you'll be sorry you got to know this piece of shit). Chin chin! Prost! Sláinte!
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Hello...I am new, as they say. From England. Peace and love to all...I've enjoyed reading various threads, thus my signing up. What else can I say?

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Welcome aboard. Remember. Post often. Post drunk. Post drunk often.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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BlueJayFields wrote:
Thu Jan 07, 2021 1:32 pm
Hello...I am new, as they say. From England. Peace and love to all...I've enjoyed reading various threads, thus my signing up. What else can I say?
You say "First round is on me! What'll ya have?"
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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BlueJayFields wrote:
Thu Jan 07, 2021 1:32 pm
Hello...I am new, as they say. From England. Peace and love to all...I've enjoyed reading various threads, thus my signing up. What else can I say?
Welcome aboard fellow drunkard! Looking forward to your drunken contributions to the board! You'll fit in nicely with the British Invasion. I'll take a Long Beach Ice Tea kind sir. Chin chin!
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Good to have another Englishman join the ranks. This board was once ram-packed with Yanks drunkardly screaming about Freeeedom, pick-up trucks, and their Uncle Jack Danielelllss the Third.

We're slowly taking over!

Anyway cheers!
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TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 10:25 am
Yanks drunkardly screaming about Freeeedom, pick-up trucks, and their Uncle Jack Danielelllss the Third.
Hey! Are you disrespecting our national anthem?!
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:08 pm
TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 10:25 am
Yanks drunkardly screaming about Freeeedom, pick-up trucks, and their Uncle Jack Danielelllss the Third.
Hey! Are you disrespecting our national anthem?!
Yeeehaaaaw!

Come on Bo Duke, we gonna have to jump the pond in the General Lee. Probly gotta start back in Ohio to get enough speed.

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Hi,
New here, .y name is David, but my user name is Merchant Seaman, because in fact I am a merchant seaman, no that's not part of the military.

I've been drunk on every continent, including Antarctica, I've guzzled hooch that would kill a bull moose.

I'm mostly a nice guy, bartenders like me, one bar I was a regular at even bought me an engraved watch.

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Merchant Seaman wrote:
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Hi,
New here, .y name is David, but my user name is Merchant Seaman, because in fact I am a merchant seaman, no that's not part of the military.

I've been drunk on every continent, including Antarctica, I've guzzled hooch that would kill a bull moose.

I'm mostly a nice guy, bartenders like me, one bar I was a regular at even bought me an engraved watch.

And a hearty welcome to you, non-landlubber. Let’s have a pint of rum all around. Curious... what is the liquor of choice in Antarctica?
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Thank you, Antarctica is remarkably well stocked, so pretty much anything you like

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In that case, I’ll have what the penguins are having. Cheers.
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Welcome to our little corner of the intertrons.

Post often. Post drunk. Post drunk often.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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I'll have a double Buffalo Trace neat because the world owes me one

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