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Greetings boozeheads. Luke Schmaltz here aka The Belcher. I have been contributing articles and selling advertising for MDM since 2002 or so. I don’t know what took me so long to get on here. I have no excuse. I will welcome your cruel jabs of shame and consternation until this hangover slithers away ...

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The Belcher wrote:
Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:26 pm
Greetings boozeheads. Luke Schmaltz here aka The Belcher. I have been contributing articles and selling advertising for MDM since 2002 or so. I don’t know what took me so long to get on here. I have no excuse. I will welcome your cruel jabs of shame and consternation until this hangover slithers away ...
Arrrrrr! A man of his word. Welcome aboard, ye salty ol mate. As per FKR's board rules, looks like you'll be buying a round for the house.

I'll have a tumbler of Kraken with a Kraken chaser.

Cheers!

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Whisky sour for me and welcome Belch

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mistah willies wrote:
Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:40 pm
The Belcher wrote:
Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:26 pm
Greetings boozeheads. Luke Schmaltz here aka The Belcher. I have been contributing articles and selling advertising for MDM since 2002 or so. I don’t know what took me so long to get on here. I have no excuse. I will welcome your cruel jabs of shame and consternation until this hangover slithers away ...
Arrrrrr! A man of his word. Welcome aboard, ye salty ol mate. As per FKR's board rules, looks like you'll be buying a round for the house.

I'll have a tumbler of Kraken with a Kraken chaser.

Cheers!
I've gargled down my fair share of Kraken rum. I call it the Carribean Riptide ... make you ripped like the tide.

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Welcome back Belcher! Cheers!
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It's the Enabler! Welcome aboard fellow drunkard! I'll take a strawberry daiquiri!

No really, I'll take a Long Beach Ice Tea (cran instead of coke). Sláinte!
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The Belcher wrote:
Sat Jul 25, 2020 8:20 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:40 pm
The Belcher wrote:
Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:26 pm
Greetings boozeheads. Luke Schmaltz here aka The Belcher. I have been contributing articles and selling advertising for MDM since 2002 or so. I don’t know what took me so long to get on here. I have no excuse. I will welcome your cruel jabs of shame and consternation until this hangover slithers away ...
Arrrrrr! A man of his word. Welcome aboard, ye salty ol mate. As per FKR's board rules, looks like you'll be buying a round for the house.

I'll have a tumbler of Kraken with a Kraken chaser.

Cheers!
I've gargled down my fair share of Kraken rum. I call it the Carribean Riptide ... make you ripped like the tide.
Gargle. Arrr. Kraken needs no mixer. Got enough sugar in it as it is.

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For you newb drunkards to the board who aren't privy to the MD trailer or The Belcher- the Superdrunk.
Palinka (RIP) wrote:
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here is the trailer for the Modern Drunkard movie.
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I've been sporadically reading MDM for years, and occasionally lurking this here forum, too. Finally decided to register earlier this fall, and now start posting. Seeing too many small fora these past few years either disappearing entirely or just turning into facebook or reddit groups. It's depressing, seeing the corporate, monopolistic internet consume what was once a series of tiny, liberated fiefdoms. Well, going to do my small part to try and keep places like this alive.

Anyway, I've got gin tonight, instead of my usual whiskey, so I'm going to drink a series of lovely wet martinis in honor of freedom and drunkenness.

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Galahad Threepwood wrote:
Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:20 pm
I've been sporadically reading MDM for years, and occasionally lurking this here forum, too. Finally decided to register earlier this fall, and now start posting. Seeing too many small fora these past few years either disappearing entirely or just turning into facebook or reddit groups. It's depressing, seeing the corporate, monopolistic internet consume what was once a series of tiny, liberated fiefdoms. Well, going to do my small part to try and keep places like this alive.

Anyway, I've got gin tonight, instead of my usual whiskey, so I'm going to drink a series of lovely wet martinis in honor of freedom and drunkenness.
So you're a Wodehouse reader. Maybe you're not such a piece of shit after all. Because nearly all new registrants to this forum are pieces of shit.

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Hugh wrote:
Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:26 pm

So you're a Wodehouse reader. Maybe you're not such a piece of shit after all. Because nearly all new registrants to this forum are pieces of shit.
I assure you, I'm definitely a piece of shit. But it takes all kinds, wot?

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Galahad Threepwood wrote:
Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:37 pm
Hugh wrote:
Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:26 pm

So you're a Wodehouse reader. Maybe you're not such a piece of shit after all. Because nearly all new registrants to this forum are pieces of shit.
I assure you, I'm definitely a piece of shit. But it takes all kinds, wot?
Yes, Threepwood, it takes all kinds. But we need some diversity here. What use is a forum full of nothing but pieces of shit? We need non-pieces of shit here. Quite desperately.

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Hugh wrote:
Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:40 pm

Yes, Threepwood, it takes all kinds. But we need some diversity here. What use is a forum full of nothing but pieces of shit? We need non-pieces of shit here. Quite desperately.
I will endeavour, though perhaps with some difficulty, to give satisfaction.

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Welcome Galahad,
we always love to get to know new Drunks on this old fashioned forum.

never mind the piece of shit that is Hugh.

New one buys, I`d like a whisky sour.

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Welcome to the Boards.
Diversity is a must. I'm an asshole so that covers the piece of shit and asshole spectrum.
We are all of course drunks. I have a few more hours till I'm off shift and ready to down some whiskey.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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