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Welcome to Wonderland Jamarcus. Remember to post drunk. Post often and most importantly post drunk often.

As for the balancing act I'll have to sort out a weell thought out post for you. in the meantime I do have this tidbit on the marriage front.

10 little suck ups make up for 1 big fuck up.

In other words cards, flowers and gifts for "no reason" add up when you just now you're going to screw the pooch at some point.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Welcome aboard also from me.

First one buys, whisky sour please.

And Patchez tried to say: 10 buckets of flowers cost way less than some stupid random jewelery
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Patchez wrote:
Fri Jun 18, 2021 8:53 am

In other words cards, flowers and gifts for "no reason" add up when you just now you're going to screw the pooch at some point.
Yes as a woman I will definitely agree that shit for no reason always works.
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Jamarcus you Jamaican me thirsty. I'll take one of your favorite cocktails.

& Welcome
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Good morning (or afternoon, or...you get the gist), fellow boozers! Name's George, and it's good being among other enthusiastic tipplers. Been reading the magazine for a long while now, been drinking for longer, and last night decided to join up after a "few" drinks. Now, I'm nursing a nightmarish hangover with a couple of beers - mixing bourbon and ouzo never agrees with me in the morning, yet I keep doing it...

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DrunkinEurope wrote:
Fri Jul 09, 2021 7:42 am
Good morning (or afternoon, or...you get the gist), fellow boozers! Name's George, and it's good being among other enthusiastic tipplers. Been reading the magazine for a long while now, been drinking for longer, and last night decided to join up after a "few" drinks. Now, I'm nursing a nightmarish hangover with a couple of beers - mixing bourbon and ouzo never agrees with me in the morning, yet I keep doing it...
alright brother....a fellow European eh! welcome to the board...and yeah man the smell of ouzo reminds me of some pretty bleak hangovers over in Greece.

and while you're at the bar mine's a pint and a large bourbon please.
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane." - Kinglsey Amis

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Welcome aboard from the States. Remember post often. Post drunk. Post drunk often.

Cheers.

I'll have some Sambuca Romano, same flavor as ouzo but a tad gentler on the hangover side of things.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Orders coming up for the welcoming committee. Gotta admit, I never liked Sambuca, but I'll have one for myself, too, because I always liked bartenders that drink along with their customers - probably why no bar ever hires me. And benito, I'll make the bourbon triple, just because you order like I do.

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Welcome

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Cheers and welcome

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Welcome DE.

I'll have a Captain Morgan and Coke.
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We drunks are quite the friendly bunch, ain't we? Didn't expect more welcome messages during my first day on the board. And DB, you I think you inspired me; I'm gonna have a rum and coke too, to take the edge off those gin and tonics I've been guzzling. After all, weekends are supposed to end with dinosaur-killing hangovers, it's not how they ought to begin.

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DrunkinEurope wrote:
Fri Jul 09, 2021 4:41 pm
We drunks are quite the friendly bunch, ain't we? Didn't expect more welcome messages during my first day on the board. And DB, you I think you inspired me; I'm gonna have a rum and coke too, to take the edge off those gin and tonics I've been guzzling. After all, weekends are supposed to end with dinosaur-killing hangovers, it's not how they ought to begin.
DB is an asshole, never trust him.

MDM is like drunken jail. You`re either friends with him or me.


Naaa joking, welcome aboard

Post often
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Whikyes sour for me please
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Jul 09, 2021 7:43 pm

DB is an asshole, never trust him.

Who's to say I'm not an asshole, too?
Kidding, I only turn into an asshole when I'm drinking red wine by the box.
Hope we dig whiskey sours the same way: a lot of bourbon and a splash of fresh lemon juice.

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DrunkinEurope wrote:
Sat Jul 10, 2021 9:36 am

Hope we dig whiskey sours the same way: a lot of bourbon and a splash of fresh lemon juice.
Exquisite
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