Things that are WRONG!

[Artful Drunktective]

And my vodka!!

[Badfellow]

And my vodka!!

My Soviet Spetsnaz buddies didn't die face down in the mud with explosive arrows shot in their backs by Sgt. John Rambo just so you could drink your commie liquor from a coffee cup!

[scream ale]

Forget about the fucking toe!

[Patchez]

You want a toe, Ican get you a toe.

[scream ale]

Hell I'll get you one this afternoon. With nail polish.

[Badfellow]

The toe knows.

[Artful Drunktective]

Especially the missing toe with green nail polish. But at least she got some lingonberry pancakes in exchange.

[waahoohah]

So. I've always felt that drinking non-alcohol beer is like going down on your sister.
Sure, asshole, maybe it does taste the same but it's JUST FUCKING WRONG!

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Yah Space Monkey. All of the above is most heinously wrong. But I don't have a sister to go down on so....hmmm...

[Lush City]

Political correctness otherwise known as cultural Mexicanism is flat out wrong. It has destroyed comedy.

You sure do like their beers! I enjoy good refried beans, from actual bacon fat mixed through, with the fresh cheese they throw everywhere, even at weddings.

There's nothing correct about politics these days, mi hermano.

Things that are wrong: Margaritas.
Why spoil good tequila. If it isn't good, it shouldn't be drunk or drank or drunken or wtf!

[mistah willies]

Things that are wrong: Margaritas.
Why spoil good tequila. If it isn't good, it shouldn't be drunk or drank or drunken or wtf!

There ya go! Frig slices of citrus and that salt lick too.
You know, some things need to be sipped to be savored, some need to be shot if you don't like it but it's free, and some need to be chugged.

*clink*

[Badfellow]

Things that are wrong: Margaritas.
Why spoil good tequila. If it isn't good, it shouldn't be drunk or drank or drunken or wtf!

I find your disposition toward margaritas to be highly illogical. If you don't want it, I'll gladly drink it on your behalf. Just send your unfinished margaritas and other alcohol to: c/o Badfellow, 1122 Boogie Woogie Ave. N, Tippler Heights 8675309

[Lush City]

Things that are wrong: Margaritas.
Why spoil good tequila. If it isn't good, it shouldn't be drunk or drank or drunken or wtf!

I find your disposition toward margaritas to be highly illogical. If you don't want it, I'll gladly drink it on your behalf. Just send your unfinished margaritas and other alcohol to: c/o Badfellow, 1122 Boogie Woogie Ave. N, Tippler Heights 8675309

Well since we can't vote up posts on this forum you have to suffer a stupid response like:
LOL! or LMAO!

[mistah willies]

I find your disposition toward margaritas to be highly illogical. If you don't want it, I'll gladly drink it on your behalf. Just send your unfinished margaritas and other alcohol to: c/o Badfellow, 1122 Boogie Woogie Ave. N, Tippler Heights 8675309

Well since we can't vote up posts on this forum you have to suffer a stupid response like:
LOL! or LMAO!

I theenk it would be like this

[Artful Drunktective]

Things that are wrong: Margaritas.
Why spoil good tequila. If it isn't good, it shouldn't be drunk or drank or drunken or wtf!

I find your disposition toward margaritas to be highly illogical. If you don't want it, I'll gladly drink it on your behalf. Just send your unfinished margaritas and other alcohol to: c/o Badfellow, 1122 Boogie Woogie Ave. N, Tippler Heights 8675309

Yes please do so Badfellow can set up a Margarita stand, much like children do a Lemonade stand. All proceeds will go towards repairs of his beat up pink pick-up truck.