Things that are WRONG!

[Patchez]

I saw that pic and my soul almost left my body.

[Merchant Seaman]

Non alcoholic "cocktails" if it's non alcoholic, it's not a cocktail

and then there's the insane Icelandic Pixie, (AKA Bjork)

[Badfellow]

Non alcoholic "cocktails" if it's non alcoholic, it's not a cocktail

and then there's the insane Icelandic Pixie, (AKA Bjork)

Gonna combine those two into an even greater wrongness called the Bjorktail. It’s what they serve in hell.

[Badfellow]

Tuna fish pizza is super wrong. Sorry Germans.

Your apologies will only fall deaf upon German ears. They will blitzkrieg you anyway with thunfisch pizzas and reruns of ALF.

[scream ale]

https://www.ichkoche.at/thunfischpizza-rezept-157170

Dude...save the spooky shit for October.

[Merchant Seaman]

Non alcoholic "cocktails" if it's non alcoholic, it's not a cocktail

and then there's the insane Icelandic Pixie, (AKA Bjork)

Gonna combine those two into an even greater wrongness called the Bjorktail. It’s what they serve in hell.

The horror!

[Badfellow]

Non alcoholic "cocktails" if it's non alcoholic, it's not a cocktail

and then there's the insane Icelandic Pixie, (AKA Bjork)

Gonna combine those two into an even greater wrongness called the Bjorktail. It’s what they serve in hell.

The horror!

Could be worse with that canned tuna and gouda pizza.

[Merchant Seaman]

Gonna combine those two into an even greater wrongness called the Bjorktail. It’s what they serve in hell.

The horror!

Could be worse with that canned tuna and gouda pizza.

My fucking god!!! can you imagine eternity, drinking non-alcoholic "cocktails eating canned tunafish and gouda pizza with Bjork playing nonstop!!??

[Badfellow]

Opening this week in Brentwood is the chic new pop-up Café Helvíti, an Icelandic themed bistro specializing in non-alcoholic cocktails and the music of the highly misunderstood and reviled artist Bjork. The menu looks downright atrocious with over 14 different types of hand-tossed pizza, all of them tuna fish and gouda themed, as well as various Icelandic delicacies such as cod sperm, fermented shark an gelatinized eel snot. Spotted table side on opening night was none other than fashionista and fascist dictator Adolph Hitler who was heard to comment "I am truly in hell".

[scream ale]

My fucking god!!! can you imagine eternity, drinking non-alcoholic "cocktails eating canned tunafish and gouda pizza with Bjork playing nonstop!!??

Don't knock Oett's favorite things in the universe.

[oettinger]

My fucking god!!! can you imagine eternity, drinking non-alcoholic "cocktails eating canned tunafish and gouda pizza with Bjork playing nonstop!!??

Don't knock Oett's favorite things in the universe.

Right, and both are beautiful to look at also.

What`s the difference between Bjork and tuna pizza? One you take out the oven when you think it`s done

[Badfellow]

My fucking god!!! can you imagine eternity, drinking non-alcoholic "cocktails eating canned tunafish and gouda pizza with Bjork playing nonstop!!??

Don't knock Oett's favorite things in the universe.

Right, and both are beautiful to look at also.

What`s the difference between Bjork and tuna pizza? One you take out the oven when you think it`s done

Um, your dog likes to bjork a lot. And you also listen to ABBA. The wrongness compounds.

[Badfellow]

Here’s a youtubez video of 5 nightmare cocktails actually ordered by customers. After watching this, I know you’re headed straight to the bar to order a Malört Dill Aquavit Sour.

[Nausea]

What's worse? The Bible or Malört?

[oettinger]

Biblört? A Björk Malört bible