Things that are WRONG!

[Savage]

You know what is wrong? When you wake up, drag yourself out to have someone else cook you breakfast, and there's no real milk, just diet milk, and the bacon is nasty and limp and half raw, but the scrambled eggs will bounce if you throw them on the floor.

And the server is apparently suffering just as you are, because she pours the champ all over your glass and the table, making for a sticky sticky glass.

And the sausage is not pig, it is turkey.

And the fruit cup might as well be called Unripe Melon cup.

And the blueberry muffin is the size of a dinner napkin, and quite soggy.

And you wonder why you didn't just stay home in bed and drink your breakfast.

[Artful Drunktective]

This. Not sure if it is the outfit that is wrong, her dancing, or just Cher as a whole but this is just wrong.

[Lush City]

This. Not sure if it is the outfit that is wrong, her dancing, or just Cher as a whole but this is just wrong.

Yeah, and she's still doing it because no one is saying anything and she's pushing 70! For Chrissaaakes! What is the matter with consumers? You are going to pay big bucks to see this senior citizen on stage make a total caricature of her former self? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[calx]

Happy July everyone!

Ketchup on tacos is wrong. That should be a hate crime.

[scream ale]

Happy July everyone!

Ketchup on tacos is wrong. That should be a hate crime.

Good grief! People actually do that?

[oettinger]

Skettie with curry ketchup sounds like meal from hell

[Nausea]

Leonidas.

YOU ARE WRONG!

[Lush City]

Political correctness otherwise known as cultural Marxism is flat out wrong. It has destroyed comedy.

[Artful Drunktective]

Drinking vodka out of a coffee mug because that's all there is in the hotel room.

[Hardcore Stig]

Drinking vodka out of a coffee mug because that's all there is in the hotel room.

That is simply adaptability. I applaud your high standards in not simply swigging from the bottle.

[mistah willies]

Political correctness otherwise known as cultural Mexicanism is flat out wrong. It has destroyed comedy.

You sure do like their beers! I enjoy good refried beans, from actual bacon fat mixed through, with the fresh cheese they throw everywhere, even at weddings.

There's nothing correct about politics these days, mi hermano.

[Artful Drunktective]

Drinking vodka out of a coffee mug because that's all there is in the hotel room.

That is simply adaptability. I applaud your high standards in not simply swigging from the bottle.

Oh Stig don't give me too much credit. I'm not that sophisticated where I am above drinking from the bottle if the vodka I drank wasn't from the dusty bottom shelf. I need mixers to survive it.

[scream ale]

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Dude. This aggression will not stand, man.

[Badfellow]

Tell that to my buddies who died face down in the mud so we could all drink vodka from a coffee cup.