To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

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Bluto wrote:A shot of rum and a glass full of beer to my friend Patchez. A belated happy beerthday to you, Sir!

cheers

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hossthomas wrote:I'm toasting to the fact that I'm trying to get a job at a local beer brewery. I have all the qualifications, but it's a popularity contest where if you don't fit the little local clique that hangs out in the tap room you're probably shit out of luck.

Why am I toasting? Because fuck those guys, I'm raising a glass to those who truly appreciate a good pint and the effort that goes into getting it into your glass. Cheers you fuckers.
If the brewery is worth a shit they'll hire by skill and passion. Heres to you getting the gig!
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Patchez wrote:
hossthomas wrote:I'm toasting to the fact that I'm trying to get a job at a local beer brewery. I have all the qualifications, but it's a popularity contest where if you don't fit the little local clique that hangs out in the tap room you're probably shit out of luck.

Why am I toasting? Because fuck those guys, I'm raising a glass to those who truly appreciate a good pint and the effort that goes into getting it into your glass. Cheers you fuckers.
If the brewery is worth a shit they'll hire by skill and passion. Heres to you getting the gig!
Drunkenly concur
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to savage, a glass of "champagne"
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I'm toasting to the fact I'm able to toast to anything I damn well please while living on retirement funds. They haven't captured me yet but they will make sure I'm stripped penniless before I die.
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Lush City wrote:I'm toasting to the fact I'm able to toast to anything I damn well please while living on retirement funds. They haven't captured me yet but they will make sure I'm stripped penniless before I die.
So make sure then to drink yourself bare naked before they come for you.
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It's still the night (blackout curtains *ahem* black sails hoisted over the windows) and here's a toasst to you Modern Drunkard summina bastidges. Keep the faith!

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Raising a few glasses for my friend Thonen.
He was involved in a head on collision with a semi yesterday. He's lived to tell about it so far and I'm drinking to recovery.
The 2 bars I've been to so far don't serve Busch Light but when I find one that does I'll be drinking the whole damn thing for him.
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hossthomas wrote:
Why am I toasting? Because fuck those guys, I'm raising a glass to those who truly appreciate a good pint and the effort that goes into getting it into your glass. Cheers you fuckers.
Grain to glass, brother. I'll drink to that.
Perhaps you need to fire up a Kickstarter campaign and start your own nano-brewery? I'd certainly drink to that too. Just please, please don't make an IPA. The last thing this world needs is another fucking IPA.
Bluto wrote:Raising a few glasses for my friend Thonen.
He was involved in a head on collision with a semi yesterday. He's lived to tell about it so far and I'm drinking to recovery...
Sorry to hear about the misfortune, Bluto. He must be one tough bastard. Here's to his health and a speedy recovery.
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Here's one to a ex-gf, whom I still consider a good friend.

I said us together would kill us both quickly at some point, but suppose she's done that all by herself.
Got a call from her parents this morning from the ER (happened to be first person who's name they knew I guess ), kidney failure due to fuck ton of drugs and alcohol.

Live long and prosper my friends, for I for one don't need any more of this.

Here's another to finding a bar at 10 am on a national holiday in buttfucknowhereia!

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Bur wrote:Here's one to a ex-gf, whom I still consider a good friend.

I said us together would kill us both quickly at some point, but suppose she's done that all by herself.
Got a call from her parents this morning from the ER (happened to be first person who's name they knew I guess ), kidney failure due to fuck ton of drugs and alcohol.

Live long and prosper my friends, for I for one don't need any more of this.

Here's another to finding a bar at 10 am on a national holiday in buttfucknowhereia!

Kippis.
I'm very sorry to hear this, my friend. Will try and call you later in the day.

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Sorry to hear Bur. Cheers on her
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That sucks on toast Bur and Bluto.

I was gonna toast to the end of a shitty night at work but your posts put things into perspective nicely.

Cheers to letting the petty shit go and letting your friends know you care while you still can. This shit we call life is fucking fragile.

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I'm toasting to good health and many more drinks down the line on a Saturday nite.
Cheers all!
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We drink together here when we want to,
on our own terms,
and we share tragedies,
funny stories,
clever quips,
curious constructions,

and also we come here to fuck with each other.

No other place like it. Plenty of room at the bar, no last call,
well,
...until it is the last call for one of us.


Cheers you friggin bastards.



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