The Drunken Skype Thread
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i have to ber at work in 7 hours. the kessler is gone but i have some other whiskey. i have a lot more beer I'm a rich motyherfucker. i don't jhave to rob anybody anymore
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I regret to inform you Lush, i've had a haircut. They've butchered me. I now look like a butch lesbian!Lush City wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 11:48 pmI heard the Boris Johnson haircut and look is all in vogue.TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Mon Apr 19, 2021 4:01 amShit! I bet it was like Normandy landings all over again. Oettinger was just surrounded going "Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaare they all here! FUCK YOU! Thats GAAAYYYYYYYY!"benitobeast69 wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 9:19 amgood to have you back brother....those damn yankies were getting too big for their boots again while you were gone.
and yeah fucking hell isn't it...when i had to go 3 weeks last year i just couldn't imagine how boring my life would be if it had to continue.
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He`s alrightbrandonman wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 10:49 pm
But, this leads to my question. I noticed that the esteemed Mistah Willies hasn't posted here since February, and I haven't heard from him on the new skype account i had him on since November.
Does anybody know if he's doing alright?
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You will never, ever look butch.TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 12:41 pmI regret to inform you Lush, i've had a haircut. They've butchered me. I now look like a butch lesbian!Lush City wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 11:48 pmI heard the Boris Johnson haircut and look is all in vogue.TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Mon Apr 19, 2021 4:01 am
Shit! I bet it was like Normandy landings all over again. Oettinger was just surrounded going "Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaare they all here! FUCK YOU! Thats GAAAYYYYYYYY!"
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anyone on?
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^^^ with that in mind...I'm happy to be missing out.
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^ ^ ^
Nah, I simply had me Covid tits ☆ out and about. You have to even out the melanoma in the sunshine to keep it at bay.
Beer spillage is my sunscreen.
Nah, I simply had me Covid tits ☆ out and about. You have to even out the melanoma in the sunshine to keep it at bay.
Beer spillage is my sunscreen.
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FKR Just started a call. Where are you guys?
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If FKR wanted to start something on Skype, he would publicize it in advance with a time and date. I guarantee there would be a lot of drunkards logging in. That's all it takes. A fun filled time can be planned for everyone!
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I know, little but actually big brother. It is a shame that we never chatted on the thing while we were both semi-secretly laid up a bit. Someday I might try to figure out this thing.Palinka (RIP) wrote: ↑Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:46 amIt's international. It's free. It runs off your intertron. What's not to like?
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Yesterday's skype was how I heard the news. Fucking brutal.. but the call was not. It was a proper tribute to our Chief, our Captain, our Drunkard Friend. There were at least twelve us on the call. Many acompanied with a bottle kraken. Some beautiful stories from those who have spent years talking to the guy on here.
These skype calls of ours will never be the same. Never judging, always joking, telling us stories. I will certainly miss how he joined the call with that echoy raspy voice. The whistle of of the bottle, and the gurgle of the kraken. We have one vacant chair, but in spirit he will be with us.
These skype calls of ours will never be the same. Never judging, always joking, telling us stories. I will certainly miss how he joined the call with that echoy raspy voice. The whistle of of the bottle, and the gurgle of the kraken. We have one vacant chair, but in spirit he will be with us.
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.