I'm not sure if this type of thread has been created before, but how about we post what's on our drunk clipboard. Here's mine(i'm still drinking from last night)
"0M EMBARASED OF HOW I REALLY FEEL. I'M RREA.LLY AFRAID PF HOW I REALLY FELL. I'M REALLY AFRAID TO TELL YPOU HOW MUCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! I'M REALLY AFRAID OF HOW GOOD IF FEELS TO TELL YOU I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"
drunk copy pastes.
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