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Q: How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Hippies screw in VW vans.
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A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "hey, buddy, we don't serve your kind here."

So the string goes outside, tussles his ends and ties himself up as a disguise, and walks back into the bar to order a drink.

The bartender asks "Hey, pal. Are you the string that was just in here?"

To which the piece of string replies "Um, I'm a frayed knot!"















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What do hookers and Subway Sandwich workers have in common?



Both would be unnecessary if a wife had done her fucking job.
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Ha! Good one P.
That`s why you always... eh ok that would too stupid
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I ran into a Mexican magician today and he said "Watch my vanishing act!" I was skeptical but he said "Uno...dos...!" And then he disappeared without a tres. :|
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Badfellow wrote:
Mon May 21, 2018 11:04 am
A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "hey, buddy, we don't serve your kind here."

So the string goes outside, tussles his ends and ties himself up as a disguise, and walks back into the bar to order a drink.

The bartender asks "Hey, pal. Are you the string that was just in here?"

To which the piece of string replies "Um, I'm a frayed knot!"

That's a crappy joke.













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Why don't they hire Mexicans to work at Cape Canaveral?
Because whenever they say it's time for launch they all go out and get tacos!
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Why do gringos always get the shits?
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Badfellow wrote:
Fri May 25, 2018 11:40 pm
Why do gringos always get the shits?
Too much Barium and Strontium in the chemtrails? :|
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calx wrote:
Sun Jun 03, 2018 12:57 am
Badfellow wrote:
Fri May 25, 2018 11:40 pm
Why do gringos always get the shits?
Too much Barium and Strontium in the chemtrails? :|
I can see those unmarked helicopters.
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What does a redneck say when she's losing her verginity?

"Pa, yer crushin my smokes!"
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Badfellow wrote:
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What does a redneck say when she's losing her verginity?
good question
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Stole this gem from a sports forum:

A vegan, a crossfitter, and an atheist walk into a bar...the only reason I know this is because they had to tell everybody what they were as soon as they walked in.
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