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What did you drink when you were younger?
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Re: What did you drink when you were younger?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: What did you drink when you were younger?
I have those digits - filed under Thurston D. Runk in my phone directory.
Expect a call later.
Expect a call later.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Re: What did you drink when you were younger?
Must confess started out as a wino in Cali. The drink of choice was Bali Hai from Italian Swiss Colony I think. But of course there was a lot of Red Mountain and Ripple Pagan Pink. Got so drunk at a party one time thought I had an out of body experience as the room and everyone in it got real small. Seemed to be watching from somewhere as they carried me out to the car and drove me home. They propped me up against the front door of my parents house rang the doorbell and jumped in the car and took off. Needless to say it was a big surprise for Mom and Dad.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: What did you drink when you were younger?
Helluva good tale LC
Now, forgive me for getting a two hour drunk on in chugging manner,
but it made me think of Steve Martin's skit when he got small
Fucking great absurdist comedian, back in the day
Now, forgive me for getting a two hour drunk on in chugging manner,
but it made me think of Steve Martin's skit when he got small
Fucking great absurdist comedian, back in the day
Re: What did you drink when you were younger?
When I started it was anything we could gank from the Old Man and the fathers of friends, friends of friends and the friends of the friends of those friends. Basically we were 14 year old beer thieves. This meant mostly Pabst Blue and Genessee 12 horse and cream ale. Alas Thirsty Little Kings was not discovered until I started drinking with some Ohio boys in the Air Force.
Once we received our drivers licenses things changed a bit.Yeah we still swiped beer from the Old Man but now we were working, we could afford our own. At least when we could find someone to buy it for us. That meant National Bohemian and Old Milwaukee. Pounders.
When we could scrape the coin together for hard liquor it was Everclear Pints cause we thought we were badasses. Turns out we were then just little hammered puke machines.
I remember going to the all-nighters($5 to get in and movies played from dusk till dawn at the local Driv-in) on Memorial day weekend. They didn't want underage boozing so they searched every car going in. Knowing this,the weeks leading up to this were spent in shop class "filling in the fender space" in the trunk of my 1977 LeMans with false panels. We found we could get a case and a half of Old Mud pounders in each fender.
Fast forward. We successfully made it in. One of few underagers to achieve this prestigious accomplishment. We grab a few of our beers and take off to show off. We are handing them out to our worst enemies just to say" Fuck you and your shitty little sixer for four chump, we got tons to spare!" We are Gods!
We circle back toward the car to reload. As we approach I see my twin brother about 20 yards ahead just as a security goon lights him up and his beer up with a flash light.
"Where did you get that beer son?" the Dry Nazi asked. Thinking fast, my brother points directly at my car, the real source of the beer and says"There." They then walk over to the open trunk and take almost two full cases of beer. We aren't even one movie in on a 5 movie night.
As the slags move off with our beer, which the heartless cocksuckers would no doubt drink themselves, we are clear to go up to my brother. We get to him and just give him a ton of shit. "Dumbass", "pussy", "jerkoff" all these names and more were thrown at him. All he had to do was say "I got the beer four rows over at the chevy stepside." He could have thrown any of the jock dicks we hated under the bus. No, this one time he has to be honest.
Luckily we had a great and ballsy thief amongst us. Jayson. This dude was nuts. He ,as we all did had seen the pile of confiscated booze piled by the gate. He had a plan. He grabbed a gym bag from the car and went to the wall of trees blocking the screen and lot from view of the non-paying customers.The cars blocked the veiw of security to our spot in the trees. He told us to count the search time of the cars. We counted for 10 cars. They were running about 2 to 3 minutes. The pile had grown till it was back three cars from the search spot. As the next car moved up to be searched dove under car three and reached into the pile pulling in 4 sixes. The threw these into the gym bag. He reached out for two more and the bag was full. He rolled out from under the car, staggering from the weight he stood.
"Hey Stop", we heard from security. We quickly turned and watched the movie. Jayson flew by us, dropping the gym bag as he ran. The security goons shambled through the trees shortly after.
"Did you see a guy run through here?" Goon 1 asked.
"Sure did, he flew by with a blue gym bag and took a left in the second row up" I said.
"Thanks." said Goon 2.
As they went left I stood, grabbed the blue gym bag I had been leading on and went right, back to my car and the direction Jayson had headed. Gods we were again!
Once we received our drivers licenses things changed a bit.Yeah we still swiped beer from the Old Man but now we were working, we could afford our own. At least when we could find someone to buy it for us. That meant National Bohemian and Old Milwaukee. Pounders.
When we could scrape the coin together for hard liquor it was Everclear Pints cause we thought we were badasses. Turns out we were then just little hammered puke machines.
I remember going to the all-nighters($5 to get in and movies played from dusk till dawn at the local Driv-in) on Memorial day weekend. They didn't want underage boozing so they searched every car going in. Knowing this,the weeks leading up to this were spent in shop class "filling in the fender space" in the trunk of my 1977 LeMans with false panels. We found we could get a case and a half of Old Mud pounders in each fender.
Fast forward. We successfully made it in. One of few underagers to achieve this prestigious accomplishment. We grab a few of our beers and take off to show off. We are handing them out to our worst enemies just to say" Fuck you and your shitty little sixer for four chump, we got tons to spare!" We are Gods!
We circle back toward the car to reload. As we approach I see my twin brother about 20 yards ahead just as a security goon lights him up and his beer up with a flash light.
"Where did you get that beer son?" the Dry Nazi asked. Thinking fast, my brother points directly at my car, the real source of the beer and says"There." They then walk over to the open trunk and take almost two full cases of beer. We aren't even one movie in on a 5 movie night.
As the slags move off with our beer, which the heartless cocksuckers would no doubt drink themselves, we are clear to go up to my brother. We get to him and just give him a ton of shit. "Dumbass", "pussy", "jerkoff" all these names and more were thrown at him. All he had to do was say "I got the beer four rows over at the chevy stepside." He could have thrown any of the jock dicks we hated under the bus. No, this one time he has to be honest.
Luckily we had a great and ballsy thief amongst us. Jayson. This dude was nuts. He ,as we all did had seen the pile of confiscated booze piled by the gate. He had a plan. He grabbed a gym bag from the car and went to the wall of trees blocking the screen and lot from view of the non-paying customers.The cars blocked the veiw of security to our spot in the trees. He told us to count the search time of the cars. We counted for 10 cars. They were running about 2 to 3 minutes. The pile had grown till it was back three cars from the search spot. As the next car moved up to be searched dove under car three and reached into the pile pulling in 4 sixes. The threw these into the gym bag. He reached out for two more and the bag was full. He rolled out from under the car, staggering from the weight he stood.
"Hey Stop", we heard from security. We quickly turned and watched the movie. Jayson flew by us, dropping the gym bag as he ran. The security goons shambled through the trees shortly after.
"Did you see a guy run through here?" Goon 1 asked.
"Sure did, he flew by with a blue gym bag and took a left in the second row up" I said.
"Thanks." said Goon 2.
As they went left I stood, grabbed the blue gym bag I had been leading on and went right, back to my car and the direction Jayson had headed. Gods we were again!
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Re: What did you drink when you were younger?
Patchez, it is amazing to see a parallel life.
Big E night, Plainfield drive in, 1973, 4 cases of Olympia, the good kind, not the Hamm's knockoff. Except we were selling it, being the greedy juvenile delinquents we were. Even the stoners came by to trade weed for it. A couple of girls got it 'free' though...
Big E night, Plainfield drive in, 1973, 4 cases of Olympia, the good kind, not the Hamm's knockoff. Except we were selling it, being the greedy juvenile delinquents we were. Even the stoners came by to trade weed for it. A couple of girls got it 'free' though...
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Re: What did you drink when you were younger?
There's some good tales here.
Mine was similar to many of yours in swiping an Old Milwaukee or a PBR from my fathers stockpile. Evidently, by the time I reached 16 he was sick of it and offered to buy me my own beer provided I stayed home while I was drinking it. For $2 I was able to get a 64 oz. bottle of Old English 800 which was enough for me at the time. MD 20/20 was smuggled into the graduation party, among other things. The principle was mostly put out of action by a case of the spontaneous shits. People got wasted, a girl I once dated in junior high puked on the hypnotist and someone slipped blotter into a certain douchebag jock's can of Coke and Captain Morgan. Oh, the memories.
Mine was similar to many of yours in swiping an Old Milwaukee or a PBR from my fathers stockpile. Evidently, by the time I reached 16 he was sick of it and offered to buy me my own beer provided I stayed home while I was drinking it. For $2 I was able to get a 64 oz. bottle of Old English 800 which was enough for me at the time. MD 20/20 was smuggled into the graduation party, among other things. The principle was mostly put out of action by a case of the spontaneous shits. People got wasted, a girl I once dated in junior high puked on the hypnotist and someone slipped blotter into a certain douchebag jock's can of Coke and Captain Morgan. Oh, the memories.
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Re: What did you drink when you were younger?
These stories are great! One of the many reasons I love this place.
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Hmm, beer, Boone's Farm, and whatever my escort could score for me without being asked to produce my ID.
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ahuffman wrote:These stories are great! One of the many reasons I love this place.
Great stories indeed!
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Haha! It was the 64 oz BIG KINGS that usually did me in.Patchez wrote:. Turns out we were then just little hammered puke machines.
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Mickey's little glass kegs was unusually mighty for we pour bastards in the desert, when we could get them.
Hey there my pal of the mal cigs
DD is indicated
Mickey's was way to easy to chug, ya know, with their construction
Hey there my pal of the mal cigs
DD is indicated
Mickey's was way to easy to chug, ya know, with their construction
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I started on straight spirits pilfered from my parents, who would let me stay up late to do my homework on the computer. When friends started drinking I had the party trick of bringing a ten glass bottle of whiskey full and leaving with it empty. This led to a lot of blank spots and a little bit of vomiting. I then started drinking beer when i was old enough to go to pubs and since then I have got more and more boring
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QC cream has long been a favourite of me and my friends. Horribly sugary but very smooth and leaves only the faintest whisper of a hangover
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Re: What did you drink when you were younger?
How come that the drunken brain long before knowing what`s good or bad notices by itself. Is it mere trying? Experimentation?
I didn`t know what a screwdriver was long before finding this place but always knew V and oj fit. Likewise with rum and coke. It was perfect match. Rum and oj not so much, but you`ve never tried have you? Doesn`t fit!
Stupid mixtures we`ve all done but only once and never failed a second time. Why again?
Is it the human tongue or is it he drunkards tongue I want ot ask?
I didn`t know what a screwdriver was long before finding this place but always knew V and oj fit. Likewise with rum and coke. It was perfect match. Rum and oj not so much, but you`ve never tried have you? Doesn`t fit!
Stupid mixtures we`ve all done but only once and never failed a second time. Why again?
Is it the human tongue or is it he drunkards tongue I want ot ask?
Drink!