There is nothing wrong with it
not until I wake up tomorrow that is
But then I'll be drinking again
Then it's all good!
I've been drunk since I woke up
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: I've been drunk since I woke up
Some of us have to work at it.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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booznik
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Re: I've been drunk since I woke up
The Lucky Lucky Bastard sentiment is seconded.Palinka wrote:Some of us have to work...
However, I am now home, and DRINK is in da house.
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"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Re: I've been drunk since I woke up
Me too. Had a weird dream that Kimmel and Conan were covering an obscure song only I knew. Woke up to it playing on my itunes. Zwack.
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booznik
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Re: I've been drunk since I woke up
It may be the king of acquired tastes, but I like bitters, so I enjoyed it. A buddy of mine made a rookie mistake... tasted it for the first time at room temp. There was spewage. You must en-freezerinate the hell out this stuff.whiskeyprick wrote:Me too. Had a weird dream that Kimmel and Conan were covering an obscure song only I knew. Woke up to it playing on my itunes. Zwack.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Re: I've been drunk since I woke up
Drunk since you woke up?
Shit.
Is it Tueday already?!
Shit.
Is it Tueday already?!
Going to happy hour and not drinking is like going to an orgy and masturbating. You just took a great idea and turned it into a circle jerk. -Sixpack595
Re: I've been drunk since I woke up
Last night was a proper celebration of our mothers, with tecate beers backed with shots of costco tequila. I know it was a great night because I woke up still drunk, and fully intend to keep this glorious buzz alive. This moring consisted of three more shots before I headed off to work, and gatoraid(because I really need to hydrate)/vodka for the rest of the day.
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booznik
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Re: I've been drunk since I woke up
Costco has their own brand of tequila? I learned something new. I hope it doesn't taste like their gasoline. I'm not saying I know what the gas tastes like, but...Miklo wrote:Last night was a proper celebration of our mothers, with tecate beers backed with shots of costco tequila. I know it was a great night because I woke up still drunk, and fully intend to keep this glorious buzz alive. This moring consisted of three more shots before I headed off to work, and gatoraid(because I really need to hydrate)/vodka for the rest of the day.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Re: I've been drunk since I woke up
Yea kirkland anjeo, i got a liter for 20$. Damn good buy, and quality drink. For info, the kirkland bourbon is quite tasty aswell.
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Re: I've been drunk since I woke up
Been Up Since 4 Am AndShower BeeRs To Start The Travel Day. Fuck Twitter, and Never Trust A fart.
(edited to change Duck to Fuck, and Shart to Fart. Because, you know, that shit is important. Fuck the Nanny phone spell checker. I got the cheapy chrome book for this trvael)
(edited to change Duck to Fuck, and Shart to Fart. Because, you know, that shit is important. Fuck the Nanny phone spell checker. I got the cheapy chrome book for this trvael)
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At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
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booznik
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Re: I've been drunk since I woke up
That's the cool thing about tequila and bourbon both. They're made by rules. So I have no problem believing Costco tequila and bourbon are worthwhile. Thanks to the rules, you can look up the NOM and learn where Costco tequila was made.Miklo wrote:Yea kirkland anjeo, i got a liter for 20$. Damn good buy, and quality drink. For info, the kirkland bourbon is quite tasty aswell.
Certain countries don't respect the rules, but that's another story.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Hardcore Stig
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Re: I've been drunk since I woke up
Right now, you may be my hero!
"That's only a problem if you stop drinking"
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"Nationality? I'm a drunkard, and that makes me a man of the world"
"The word "pub" should never need to be followed by the word "why""
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booznik
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Re: I've been drunk since I woke up
If he hasn't gone back to sleep since starting the thread and is still drunk, he ranks higher than hero.Hardcore Stig wrote:Right now, you may be my hero!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Re: I've been drunk since I woke up
Oh boy that was a day I'll tell you that.
breakfast was white Russians and then my friends dad had come back from the states and I drank his booze and smoked his cigars and ate his pizza and then i went back home and drank more
breakfast was white Russians and then my friends dad had come back from the states and I drank his booze and smoked his cigars and ate his pizza and then i went back home and drank more
Re: I've been drunk since I woke up
Hmm white russians.
It`s been a whole week now, trying to keep up.
May I sleep now please?
It`s been a whole week now, trying to keep up.
May I sleep now please?
Drink!
