Sunday

[Patchez]

Jason Kelce drunk and shirtless in the Chiefs box was fucking brilliant. Doing shots out of bowling balls with the Bills fans in the parking lot. The man is a national treasure.

[Artful Drunktective]

Jason Kelce drunk and shirtless in the Chiefs box was fucking brilliant. Doing shots out of bowling balls with the Bills fans in the parking lot. The man is a national treasure.

Everyone in KC thought that was super bad ass. Actually, like you said, everyone in the nation probably did as he is a national treasure.

[scream ale]

[oettinger]

Good morning sunday drunks,

how come I have this endless energy getting drunk all night without sleep* but when it comes to work after two hours I`m physically and mentally drained aldready?

*I`m not doing coke


Cheers to another 16 hours of pure debauchery

[oettinger]

Good morning sunday drunks,

today I have to thank my bestie Joe. Him showing up later made me and AD dodge a bullet of family gathering.
We almost thought about telling everyone about our Pro-Ball watch party blocking us from joyning the boring fam-time tonight.

Let`s go ProBall!!!!

[oettinger]

Good afternoon sunday drunks,

this morning our kitchen looked like a bomb went off in it.

What is it about drunks and cooking that doesn`t mesh?

Cheers and order out

[oettinger]

Good morning sunday drunks,

apparently I can`t sleep with the window open. I`m what you call a mouth-breather. Especially when I`m shitfaced my jaw is wide open.
It`s too cold outside still so I developed a nice headcold/sore throat. Amazing. I`ll try to drink it away today.

Cheers

[scream ale]

Nothing says refreshing evening breeze quite like the middle of February.

[oettinger]

Good afternoon sunday drunks,

I`m not gonna bitch too much today but between my colon going beserk and nasty heartburn I`m actually afraid of what I`ll look like when I hit Thompson`s age. I have mad repsect how he keeps himself going.

Prosit

[oettinger]

Good afternoon sunday drunks,

I`ve got this lingering toothache for about a week now. Nothing too bad but somethings going on.
Shouldn`t my vodka work like lysterine and cure it. I hope so.

Cheers

[oettinger]

Good afternoon sunday intoxicans,

it`s springtime and that means our little fury zoo is changing their coats. I have fur in my vodka in my food and of course all over my drunkard hoodie.
Couple that with the fur I`m constantly loosing it looks like a doormatry pillow-fight went haywire in here.

Cheers cough cough

[Malibu Laurie]

My sad ass Sunday snacks while my husband is getting pitted (liquor not included.)

[oettinger]

Very tidy drinking

[oettinger]

Good afternoon sunday drunks,

can we all please agree that screaming children should be outlawed on sundays.

I`m already in a bad mood with monday coming up. Interrupting my hangover with noise louder than a jumbo jet is just a damn criminal offence.

Cheers and stay quiet

[oettinger]

Good morning sunday drunks,

I must have eaten something really bad on friday night. I spent most of saturday in bed or on the shitter. Whatever bug I got there also made my back and chest hurt. Such a waste of a weekend day.

Time to make up for lost drinking-time I guess

Cheers