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Let me fix that quick.
Google Translate wrote:Yo, yo, Lil Günty. That shit you flubberin over be broke. You gotta flex dem reichsmarks, bitch. Git yoself one dem Lamborghini lawnmower tractors with da spinnin rims. I gots like 7 of ‘em.
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fuck google
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^^^ words to live by

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Re: Sunday

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whiskeyprick wrote:
Sun Aug 13, 2023 7:23 pm
fuck google
Your mom’s name is google?



Alright, let me fix that up again quick.

Spicoli Translator wrote:Hey, German brah. That lawnmower tractor thing is toast. You need to like totally get a new one and shred some serious lawn, brah.
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Re: Sunday

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Good evening drunks,

let`s talk about knees. Yesterday I fell up the stairs.

Both my knees are fucked. Don`t fall.

Cheers
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Aug 20, 2023 5:15 pm
Yesterday I fell up the stairs.
My clumsy ass hasn't pulled that one off in years. Bravo my friend.

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Good evening sunday drunks,

today one of our cats managed to throw up behind a shelf in the living room.
Damn what a mess to clean up.

What`s the dumbest spots you ever threw up onto?

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2023 2:53 pm
Good evening sunday drunks,

today one of our cats managed to throw up behind a shelf in the living room.
Damn what a mess to clean up.

What`s the dumbest spots you ever threw up onto?

Cheers
The inside of my own car.
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The back of a cop car.
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scream ale wrote:
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I don't know how my better half gets my dead drunk ass off the couch. But she does it well. And often. Must be her hidden talent.
You probably don't want to know.
You're better off.
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Aug 20, 2023 5:15 pm
Good evening drunks,

let`s talk about knees. Yesterday I fell up the stairs.

Both my knees are fucked. Don`t fall.

Cheers
Yesternight I fell up the stairs. In the morning, I remembered that we no longer have stairs.
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Re: Sunday

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Savage wrote:
Sat Sep 02, 2023 1:15 am
oettinger wrote:
Sun Aug 20, 2023 5:15 pm
Good evening drunks,

let`s talk about knees. Yesterday I fell up the stairs.

Both my knees are fucked. Don`t fall.

Cheers
Yesternight I fell up the stairs. In the morning, I remembered that we no longer have stairs.
You fell in your elevator then? Brutal
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Re: Sunday

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Good morning sunday drunks,

I woke up with a bad back today. Two days before sitting for hours and hours on a plane. Nice!

Should get drunk, cheers
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Re: Sunday

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Savage wrote:
Sat Sep 02, 2023 1:15 am
Yesternight I fell up the stairs.
That's impressive. Painful but impressive.

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Re: Sunday

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Good afternoon sunday drunks,

I`m kinda in the american timezone still even though we returned to europe on friday morning. I slept until three in the afternoon twice now this weekend.

My drinking schedule is totally messed up right now.

Oh well... cheers
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