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Re: Sunday

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Feb 20, 2022 11:47 am
I`m just not hungry. Vodka fills the tommy so far.
Your "tommy"? Is that next to your johnny?
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Re: Sunday

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I sometimes get distracted with drinking and listening to music and I end up taking forever to get my ass in the kitchen and cook something.

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Re: Sunday

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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Feb 20, 2022 12:07 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun Feb 20, 2022 11:47 am
I`m just not hungry. Vodka fills the tommy so far.
Your "tommy"? Is that next to your johnny?
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Re: Sunday

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scream ale wrote:
Sun Feb 20, 2022 4:39 pm
I sometimes get distracted with drinking and listening to music and I end up taking forever to get my ass in the kitchen and cook something.
That`s why we pre-prep-cook everything on friday. It`s just that I rather drink instead of baking my johnny
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Re: Sunday

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Good evening sunday drunks,

say do you spill a lot of drink when you`re wasted?
This floor is gluey
Couple this with a lot of fury animals and you got a very messy flat.

Don`t spill your drinks sunday drunks!

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Re: Sunday

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Good evening sunday drunks,

tonight I want to be pissed about Planned obsolescence.

Qur car always has this alarm signal going off telling you that a light bulb is broken.

You replace that stupid mofo and suddenly the next bulb burns out.

Those replacement bulbs from the auto-part-store suck drunken ass.

Oh well, it could be worse, you could be NASA and russia doesn`t sell you any more space rockets. (And no matter how hard you try, the SS Hugh Blanton doesn`t fly)


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Re: Sunday

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Good afternoon sunday drunks,

last night I wrote myself a note. I have no clue what it says. My drunk writing is beyond ridicilous. I`m too lazy to upload a picture for you guys to see, but it essentially looks like this: {$$%&/()=%4.
I think it was DearBooze on skype who told me something that was worthy to remember. But I`m really not sure.

Do you also do this sometimes?
And what the heck was so important that I had to write it down?

Questions that need drunk investigation!

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Re: Sunday

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That happens to me when I'm crocked and making a grocery list. When grocery day rolls around I look at my drunken scrawl and go "what the fuck did I mean?"

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Re: Sunday

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Scream Ale`s list of groceriaties:

Beer
Beer
Beer

hmm

More Beer
Whisky
More Whisky

chin chin

Bhisky
... and Weer

Cheers

Beery
..?:! and Whisker

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and Wheery
also more Bisky

And TP.
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Re: Sunday

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As opposed to Oett's list:

Vodka
Vodka
Vodak
Schnitzel fixin's
Blueberry vokad
Schnapes
Vaka

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Re: Sunday

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scream ale wrote:
Mon Mar 14, 2022 3:18 am
As opposed to Oett's list:

Wodka
Wodka
Wodak
Salami
Salami
Lemons
Potatoes
Cabbage
A single cigar
12 pack of Toilettepapier
Frozen hamburger patties
Frozen chicken patties
Frozen chili cheese nuggets
Frozen schnitzel nuggets
Pomeranian ass shampoo
Wet cat food (nasses katzenfutter)
Wet Katze food
Wet Katze food
Wet Katze food x 1000 - assorted flavors
Zigaretten
Zigaretten
Zigaretten
Zigaretten
Zigaretten
Zigaretten
Zigaretten
Zigaretten
Preparation H (Vorbereitung H)
Cheesey Poofs
Bratwurst
Bratwurst fixin's (sauerkraut)
Black Lederhosen
Wet Wipes
Bier
Plunger
Blue Star ointment
Rogaine
Shitty whisky
New pack of undies
Waka
Lippenherpen creme
Okole maluna!

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Re: Sunday

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Mar 14, 2022 4:56 am
Frozen Wodka
Frozen Wodak
Frozen Salami
Frozen Lemons
Frozen Potatoes
Frozen Cabbage
Frozen 12 pack of Toilettepapier
Frozen hamburger patties
Frozen chicken patties
Frozen chili cheese nuggets
Frozen schnitzel nuggets
Frozen Wet Katze food
Frozen Wet Katze food x 1000 - assorted flavors
Frozen Zigaretten
Frizen Zigaretten
Frozen Zigaretten
Frozen Preparation H (Vorbereitung H)
Frozen Cheesey Poofs
Frozen Black Lederhosen
Frozen Plunger
Frozen New pack of undies
Frozen Waka
Frozen Lippenherpen creme
That is one strange dude. Frozen lederhosen...oh hell...

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Re: Sunday

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Hello there drunk assholes,

today I`m hammered and it`s not even 2 p.m.

When was the last time you got wasted super early? Yesterday? Or the day before yesterday?
I want to know.

Get drunk everybody,

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Re: Sunday

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Good morning sunday drunks,

daylight savings stole a drinking hour from me today.

I`m pissed.

Have to hurry to get drunk.

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Re: Sunday

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Good morning sunday drunks,

thanks to some random skirmish taking place somewhere in east europe we are running out of frying oil in the stores.

That triggered people into panick buys again (actually that would be a fun name for a supermarket chain!) like it`s corona all over again.

Some idiots even started hording TP again.

I`m relaxed as long as there`s enough vodka.

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