Sunday

[oettinger]

Good afternoon sunday wastedroids,

do you think pets care if their owner are drunks?
Our dog probably loves it but the cats get scared of me stumbling around the house I think.

Cheers cats

[scream ale]

My cat is old as hell and only gets concerned when I pass out before filling the food dish. She lectures me and I tell her to shut the hell up and eat her smelly dinner.

[oettinger]

Good afternoon sunday drunks,

it`s 4:30 p.m. here and I`m finally getting hungry.

Do you wake up and eat something right away? I need atleast 6 to 10 drinks down before the appetite kicks in.

Cheers and bon appetite

[oettinger]

Good evening sunday drunks,

what is the things you really try to avoid to do while drunk?

Aside from driving of course it`s walking the dog for me. It`s a stumbling disaster

Cheers

[scream ale]

I avoid the shit out of doing dishes when I'm loaded. And chopping veggies. Fuck that.

[Nausea]

what is the things you really try to avoid to do while drunk?

Learn sign language from Dear Booze.

[oettinger]

And chopping veggies. Fuck that.

Isn`t there these gloves that you can feed sharks with. No, bad english, you can wear while feeding sharks. No stupid english, gloves that sharks wear while feeding on you. Damn I`m giving up the vodka really messess with my dictionary

[oettinger]

what is the things you really try to avoid to do while drunk?

Learn sign language from Dear Booze.

I can`t see how that is going to help me

[Hugh]

I avoid the shit out of doing dishes when I'm loaded. And chopping veggies. Fuck that.

Yep, I've avoided these for years, but lately I've been cutting up dinner sausage to go in my bowl of chicken noodle soup. Just a matter of time...

[Badfellow]

I avoid the shit out of doing dishes when I'm loaded.

You’re looking at this the wrong way.

The blackout elf is a blessing in disguise for doing the dishes. If you can’t remember it, it’s like someone else did the work for you.

[Lush City]

I avoid cleaning floors and fixing food. It seems one creates the other here. So, I go out for food. Let the river flow!

[oettinger]

Good morning sunday drunks,

for the second day in a row I`m already wasted before noon.

Do you folks also get drunk that early? Big cheers again to the wonderful documentary about morning drinking Hugh posted in the Random shit thread.

It`ll be an interesting race to the bottom: Who goes down first, the sun or the Oett?

3, 2, 1, go!

Cheers

[oettinger]

Good evening sunday drunks,

I wonder what`s the limit of drunkeness. Can you black out on a black out. Let`s find out.

Cheers

[oettinger]

Good afternoon drunks,

dumb people, can we just drink em away?

Can we please?!

Cheers

[scream ale]

You can drink em away but they keep coming back for more