Sunday

[scream ale]

Throw a bag full of turnovers at her and slam the door and bolt it tight.

[oettinger]

God evening sunday drunks,

stupid christmas season is upon us again. That means stocking up on booze.

We try to buy three bottles of vodka extra each shopping tour, yet it seems with drink it all each weekend.

How do you keep your stash liquid, alive and running?

Prosit

[scream ale]

Stock up now, you'll regret it later.

I try to keep extra of most stuff on hand lately. I'm the only one here that drinks so it's not so hard.

[Rye and Coke]

Stock up now, you'll regret it later.

I try to keep extra of most stuff on hand lately. I'm the only one here that drinks so it's not so hard.

there's no worse feeling than running out of shit late at night when all of the liquor stores are closed. In my area, midnight is when things start closing down. However, bars stay open til at least two.

So I start weighing, do I want to stay in the house angry and non-sleepy? Or do I want to brave the weather and wilderness and walk to my neighborhood bar (that may or may not be open based on the bartender's feelings) or the local sports bars a couple of miles down the road.

Many of time I've made that trek

[Badfellow]

By the art and science of a thought probability matrix, Rye&Coke, my guess is that next time you are at a store sellin' that good, ol' fashioned snake oil, you will choose to buy much more booze than you anticipate needing.

No more sloe gin though. Promise me, fellow Drunkard.

[oettinger]

Hey there Sunday drunks,

I`m watching Mr. T documentaries on youtube right now and realise why he`s more hardcore than all of us.

I pitty us fools.

Cheers

[oettinger]

Good storming morning sunday drunks,

We had frozen pizza today, that means christmas season is officially over and amateur night is upon us.

They`re not selling fireworks in germany because of the virus bs. I don`t mind it tough, it keeps the animals calm and the streets clean.

Prosit

[oettinger]

Good afternoon sunday drunks.

I`m freaking lazy today. I think I should shave and shower before I get to drunk.

Do you shower while intoxicated?

Prosit

[oettinger]

Good evening sunday drunks,

today I woke up with my gut being on fire.

Do you consider your pancrea exploding being hungover?

Thankfully another two hours of sleep fixed the issue somewhat.

Prosit

[Nausea]

Do you shower while intoxicated?

I rarely do anything productive when drunk. Maybe lift some weights, 'cause I LIKE THE PAIN.

[oettinger]

Good evening sunday imbibers,

today was super lazy sunday time. I didn`t even want to leave bed, but having no fridge in the bedroom made me get up to mix my white russian breakfast.

Are you folks doing anything remotely productive on sundays?

Cheers

[oettinger]

Good afternoon sunday fuckups,

waking up today I realized I might need to wear an apron when drinking. There`s so much food and drink samples on my drunkard gear. It looks like someone tried to feed a toddler. A rain coat would probably also do the trick.

Do you mess up when you`re drinking too?

Cheers

[scream ale]

Me mess up when I'm drinking? Never! I'm as smooth as sandpaper.

[oettinger]

Good evening sunday leftovers,

I had the biggest comeback win in darts today.

Can you all be a little bit happy with me right now please.

I handed AD her wet puss... buisiness.

Sieg! Sieg!

Sorry I usually never win, so I have to enjoy this.

Cheers

[scream ale]

This has happened to me in the past. It's a pity victory. When the game just won't end so the person in the lead says fuck it. I've won many a game like this. Cheers to endurance.