Your "tommy"? Is that next to your johnny?
Sunday
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- Badfellow
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Re: Sunday
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- scream ale
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Re: Sunday
I sometimes get distracted with drinking and listening to music and I end up taking forever to get my ass in the kitchen and cook something.
Re: Sunday
That`s why we pre-prep-cook everything on friday. It`s just that I rather drink instead of baking my johnnyscream ale wrote: ↑Sun Feb 20, 2022 4:39 pmI sometimes get distracted with drinking and listening to music and I end up taking forever to get my ass in the kitchen and cook something.
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good evening sunday drunks,
say do you spill a lot of drink when you`re wasted?
This floor is gluey
Couple this with a lot of fury animals and you got a very messy flat.
Don`t spill your drinks sunday drunks!
Cheers
say do you spill a lot of drink when you`re wasted?
This floor is gluey
Couple this with a lot of fury animals and you got a very messy flat.
Don`t spill your drinks sunday drunks!
Cheers
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good evening sunday drunks,
tonight I want to be pissed about Planned obsolescence.
Qur car always has this alarm signal going off telling you that a light bulb is broken.
You replace that stupid mofo and suddenly the next bulb burns out.
Those replacement bulbs from the auto-part-store suck drunken ass.
Oh well, it could be worse, you could be NASA and russia doesn`t sell you any more space rockets. (And no matter how hard you try, the SS Hugh Blanton doesn`t fly)
Prosit everyone
tonight I want to be pissed about Planned obsolescence.
Qur car always has this alarm signal going off telling you that a light bulb is broken.
You replace that stupid mofo and suddenly the next bulb burns out.
Those replacement bulbs from the auto-part-store suck drunken ass.
Oh well, it could be worse, you could be NASA and russia doesn`t sell you any more space rockets. (And no matter how hard you try, the SS Hugh Blanton doesn`t fly)
Prosit everyone
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good afternoon sunday drunks,
last night I wrote myself a note. I have no clue what it says. My drunk writing is beyond ridicilous. I`m too lazy to upload a picture for you guys to see, but it essentially looks like this: {$$%&/()=%4.
I think it was DearBooze on skype who told me something that was worthy to remember. But I`m really not sure.
Do you also do this sometimes?
And what the heck was so important that I had to write it down?
Questions that need drunk investigation!
Cheers
last night I wrote myself a note. I have no clue what it says. My drunk writing is beyond ridicilous. I`m too lazy to upload a picture for you guys to see, but it essentially looks like this: {$$%&/()=%4.
I think it was DearBooze on skype who told me something that was worthy to remember. But I`m really not sure.
Do you also do this sometimes?
And what the heck was so important that I had to write it down?
Questions that need drunk investigation!
Cheers
Drink!
- scream ale
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Re: Sunday
That happens to me when I'm crocked and making a grocery list. When grocery day rolls around I look at my drunken scrawl and go "what the fuck did I mean?"
Re: Sunday
Scream Ale`s list of groceriaties:
Beer
Beer
Beer
hmm
More Beer
Whisky
More Whisky
chin chin
Bhisky
... and Weer
Cheers
Beery
..?:! and Whisker
Prosit
and Wheery
also more Bisky
And TP.
Super easy
Beer
Beer
Beer
hmm
More Beer
Whisky
More Whisky
chin chin
Bhisky
... and Weer
Cheers
Beery
..?:! and Whisker
Prosit
and Wheery
also more Bisky
And TP.
Super easy
Drink!
- scream ale
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Re: Sunday
As opposed to Oett's list:
Vodka
Vodka
Vodak
Schnitzel fixin's
Blueberry vokad
Schnapes
Vaka
Vodka
Vodka
Vodak
Schnitzel fixin's
Blueberry vokad
Schnapes
Vaka
- Artful Drunktective
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Re: Sunday
scream ale wrote: ↑Mon Mar 14, 2022 3:18 amAs opposed to Oett's list:
Wodka
Wodka
Wodak
Salami
Salami
Lemons
Potatoes
Cabbage
A single cigar
12 pack of Toilettepapier
Frozen hamburger patties
Frozen chicken patties
Frozen chili cheese nuggets
Frozen schnitzel nuggets
Pomeranian ass shampoo
Wet cat food (nasses katzenfutter)
Wet Katze food
Wet Katze food
Wet Katze food x 1000 - assorted flavors
Zigaretten
Zigaretten
Zigaretten
Zigaretten
Zigaretten
Zigaretten
Zigaretten
Zigaretten
Preparation H (Vorbereitung H)
Cheesey Poofs
Bratwurst
Bratwurst fixin's (sauerkraut)
Black Lederhosen
Wet Wipes
Bier
Plunger
Blue Star ointment
Rogaine
Shitty whisky
New pack of undies
Waka
Lippenherpen creme
Okole maluna!
- scream ale
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Re: Sunday
That is one strange dude. Frozen lederhosen...oh hell...Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Mar 14, 2022 4:56 amFrozen Wodka
Frozen Wodak
Frozen Salami
Frozen Lemons
Frozen Potatoes
Frozen Cabbage
Frozen 12 pack of Toilettepapier
Frozen hamburger patties
Frozen chicken patties
Frozen chili cheese nuggets
Frozen schnitzel nuggets
Frozen Wet Katze food
Frozen Wet Katze food x 1000 - assorted flavors
Frozen Zigaretten
Frizen Zigaretten
Frozen Zigaretten
Frozen Preparation H (Vorbereitung H)
Frozen Cheesey Poofs
Frozen Black Lederhosen
Frozen Plunger
Frozen New pack of undies
Frozen Waka
Frozen Lippenherpen creme
Re: Sunday
Hello there drunk assholes,
today I`m hammered and it`s not even 2 p.m.
When was the last time you got wasted super early? Yesterday? Or the day before yesterday?
I want to know.
Get drunk everybody,
Prosit
today I`m hammered and it`s not even 2 p.m.
When was the last time you got wasted super early? Yesterday? Or the day before yesterday?
I want to know.
Get drunk everybody,
Prosit
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good morning sunday drunks,
daylight savings stole a drinking hour from me today.
I`m pissed.
Have to hurry to get drunk.
Cheers
daylight savings stole a drinking hour from me today.
I`m pissed.
Have to hurry to get drunk.
Cheers
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good morning sunday drunks,
thanks to some random skirmish taking place somewhere in east europe we are running out of frying oil in the stores.
That triggered people into panick buys again (actually that would be a fun name for a supermarket chain!) like it`s corona all over again.
Some idiots even started hording TP again.
I`m relaxed as long as there`s enough vodka.
Cheers
thanks to some random skirmish taking place somewhere in east europe we are running out of frying oil in the stores.
That triggered people into panick buys again (actually that would be a fun name for a supermarket chain!) like it`s corona all over again.
Some idiots even started hording TP again.
I`m relaxed as long as there`s enough vodka.
Cheers
Drink!