Dschimmndzuki think you don't underetabd
Neither fib I his...
Dreunk
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Re: Dreunk
I challenge such supposition with Belgian crude.
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Re: Dreunk
Wow. This is epic Drunkard Keyboard Assault.One for the Frog wrote:Dschimmndzuki think you don't underetabd
Neither fib I his...
Well done, Froggie!
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Re: Dreunk
I happen to agree.
Re: Dreunk
Give me a few hours to work up to a proper reply. This spot is reserved for it. Drink up!
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Re: Dreunk
So mant trhigs to do tomorrow. Fuck. just gonna get more hammered and figure it ojout
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Re: Dreunk
Shnig schnigar shchlagle! Dreunk!
A great silence makes people shiver.
A principal idea is nothing at all?
The last sentence you saw has your skin crawling.
Dreunk!
A great silence makes people shiver.
A principal idea is nothing at all?
The last sentence you saw has your skin crawling.
Dreunk!
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Re: Dreunk
Hidden within the nonsense generator is great wisdom. It came after five random clicks.Nonsense Generator wrote:A cranky old lady is not yet ready to die.
...Wait a minute, it called you old. Well, that's fucking impertinent.
It's a nonsense generator, whaddya want.
It also needs to add "Disney" to its word list.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
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Re: Dreunk
A late night brings both pleasure and pain.
Gasoline is still not very coherent.
Gasoline is still not very coherent.
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Re: Dreunk
Mouthwash jukebox gasoline.One for the Frog wrote:Gasoline is still not very coherent.
Coherency: Gasoline never had it, never will.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
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So it's not really a nonsense generator. I should say: Nonsense generator? Nonsense!booznik wrote:Mouthwash jukebox gasoline.One for the Frog wrote:Gasoline is still not very coherent.
Coherency: Gasoline never had it, never will.
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Re: Dreunk
Me too. Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeunk.
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Re: Dreunk
I've just become dyslexic reading this thread. I'm goiing to sue alll a ya!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Dreunk
Is it some form of kismet that I find myself here? In this post? At this hour? With this much hooch in my system?
I think not.
It is blessed bliss.
I think not.
It is blessed bliss.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Dreunk
Now there's a cool word I didn't know. I must find an excuse to use that one some time. Thanks.Patchez wrote:...kismet...
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo