Shit monday
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- AntonArkydivich
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Man, shitty in Houston today. God is trying to drown the city. My greyhound was delayed two hours
Making my own city lights out of bourbon and the stars of a barroom fight.
- Josh Ritter
- Josh Ritter
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I'm not waiting for Monday to post how I will feel. There are some clowns from the fire alarm specialists coming to solve my condo unit problem around 8:15am. I thought I passed the test because I remember covering my ears when they came by earlier to do tests. Anyway, I made my grievances known to the management co. and it's all free if they don't find a problem.
Hope I won't be too hungover...
Hope I won't be too hungover...
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I`ll have to do some work in a tenant`s messy flat. It smells so badly in there that I`ll probably gack more than once with all the vodka still in my head...
Drink!
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I drink so much during the weekend that I miss the bus monday morning every time
Drink!
- Lush City
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Talk about shit Monday, I will start a 3 day juice fast and liver flush. 3 days of pure hell drinking olive oil and diluted lemon juice followed by enemas. It's a 3 day mini vacation into health and a few more months of drinking.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I was laying a subfloor and hammered in so many nails the fingers on my left hand were stained grey. Still more to do tomorrow. oh well, less whining, more wining
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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The UK, where nailing still happens. We 21st century germans screw everything in sightMr. Viking wrote:I was laying a subfloor and hammered in so many nails the fingers on my left hand were stained grey. Still more to do tomorrow. oh well, less whining, more wining
Drink!
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It's away off... live it up ya sots!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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There is no shit Monday when you are retired. The only shit Monday is a Monday when you can't shit! Then it's shitty to dry out for a couple days.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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oettinger wrote:I drink so much during the weekend that I miss the bus monday morning every time
Don't tell me it's friggin Sunday already
I don't beige
I don't believe it.
Beige
Bejgian . Is that leik a what beer?
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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This Monday will be the 4th of July and any American that doesn't have their head up their ass, will know it is a time to celebrate the free republic! Light off some fireworks and get drunk is the American way. If that offends you, go to another country!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Recently mondays aren`t as shitty anymore. But tuesdays kill me. I get high bloodpressure from alcohol withdrawals and can`t hear very well anymore. I got a permanent swoosh in my ears. Very annoying.
Drink!