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Re: Shit monday

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jun 24, 2018 7:17 pm
Can we give monday a new name please? Like Hitler, Maggie Thatcher Day, Tuesday the second even

Just something that doesn`t hurt as much

I`m a winy bitch I know

this shirt rocks btw I need it
Yes changing it from Monday to Hitler somehow seems appropriate.

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And that shirt is pretty awesome.

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Yes, never any respect for Monday being that we have to pay the piper for the weekend.
Everyone has an issue with Monday.
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Fat Cass doesn`t fit in my monday, was shitty enough already
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I'm all about a soft landing on Monday. Sunday nite got out of hand last week and at 11pm I went out to the local AM/PM minimart and bought a 24oz. can of Mexican lager and a hot dog which I dressed in mustard, relish and chopped onions. I inhaled that in the parking lot, went home, had another round of martinis and beer before calling it quits. Woke up with a severe case of diverticulitis and it was not pleasant. That was all day for that last edition of Shit Monday. Not making the same mistake twice. Good nite now!
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Anyone else having the day off? I`m so damn tired but will try to get sloshed tonight
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Pretty sure my next day off is Memorial Day. From New Years to Memorial Day is brutal.

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Mondays are the easiest day of the week for me, speaking job-wise: low volume, no deliveries. It's a great way to start the week, really.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Mon Apr 05, 2021 6:43 pm
Mondays are the easiest day of the week for me, speaking job-wise: low volume, no deliveries. It's a great way to start the week, really.
fuck mondays

I had to drag my body out of bed, on my hands and knees, like a dying Ironhide fighting to the feet of Megatron, screaming, "Nooooo!!"

So glad it's Tuesday
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Today was just monday part two. But yeah fuck monday.

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scream ale wrote:
Tue Apr 13, 2021 5:51 pm
Today was just monday part two. But yeah fuck monday.
A monday dragging on for three days, damn

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Monday
Monday
Monday
yeah thirstday
black out.....


Monday
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Yeah, for every ounce of pleasure in this world there is a pound of pain and suffering. So might as well pay up on Monday if you are employed. Otherwise chill out.
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Another weekend gone. What happened? Where? When? How? Again?
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oettinger wrote:
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Another weekend gone. What happened? Where? When? How? Again?
Yes. I'm looking at the same bleak prospect of a shitty Monday. Can't stay up late drinking because I'll wake up drunk in the morning and won't be able to shit. Such a bummer.
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Paying attention to the day of the week will only set you up for an endless cycle of anticipation and disappointment.
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