Shit monday

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Another national holiday means another round for me. Meanwhile my poor bank account is on suicide watch, last seen aimlessly walking around town with a rope around it`s neck...
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Yes it is.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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It`s monday already?
Fuck you monday, no, you won`t fool the children of the revolution. It`s still sunday and time for another drink.
I don`t need to turn the clock back, I`ll just have a couple of drinks and wait and see until the clock hand hits the same time again. Cheers! Tick tock...
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Yes, it's early for Monday morn here but probably where you are it's definitely a bone rattling Monday morn. There was a guy on this board that told me he went to work on a Monday morn with a king size hangover and had to work a jack hammer breaking up pavement. That is my nomination to the Shit Monday Hall of Fame. If I could only remember the dude's name...
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Lush City wrote:Yes, it's early for Monday morn here but probably where you are it's definitely a bone rattling Monday morn. There was a guy on this board that told me he went to work on a Monday morn with a king size hangover and had to work a jack hammer breaking up pavement. That is my nomination to the Shit Monday Hall of Fame. If I could only remember the dude's name...
Drunks - Be a pen pusher, you never have to worry about working with a jack hammer under a hangover.
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Rick: I'm a drunkard.
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Yeah, but you don't see the drunkard manly spirit. You need to man up and recognize your betters or just live in your own world. I don't care, really.
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Breaking things hungover is never a big deal. But if you have to be precise with something your hands just won`t allow you at the dawn of the week you are in kinda trouble.
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Kitchens are dangerous on Shit Mondays. I could never post here on a Monday because I usually feel to sick.
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2:41 AM. Still need to finish 500 words of this essay. Have a lecture later on and I need to start the next essay today also. Shit Monday 101.
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
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My car/van was being mended (it had a sore foot) so I was cycling about town today. Blearg. 500 yards or so of thinking it was good fun, followed by death. I need a drink
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For some reason I curtailed my drinks on Sunday last and Monday was not so bad. But that is not true for the coming shit Thursday. LOL!
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Shit week thus far. New super star boss in charge of half the mechanics at work is bulling his way into as he calls it a dotted line of authority. Fuck his dotted line.

Jameson's and DuClaw x11 a Mesquite smoked imperial brown ale make it all go way.
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Patchez wrote:Shit week thus far. New super star boss in charge of half the mechanics at work is bulling his way into as he calls it a dotted line of authority. Fuck his dotted line.

Jameson's and DuClaw x11 a Mesquite smoked imperial brown ale make it all go way.
God forbid you have some nice working environment and do a better job just cause you like it there. Bosswhole knows better
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Only five more days unitl next friday.
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Shit Monday coming up. You better suck it up and deal with it!
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