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Man, shitty in Houston today. God is trying to drown the city. My greyhound was delayed two hours
Making my own city lights out of bourbon and the stars of a barroom fight.
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I'm not waiting for Monday to post how I will feel. There are some clowns from the fire alarm specialists coming to solve my condo unit problem around 8:15am. I thought I passed the test because I remember covering my ears when they came by earlier to do tests. Anyway, I made my grievances known to the management co. and it's all free if they don't find a problem.

Hope I won't be too hungover...
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I`ll have to do some work in a tenant`s messy flat. It smells so badly in there that I`ll probably gack more than once with all the vodka still in my head...
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Ahem...
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The idea of a day after sunday makes me sick
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I drink so much during the weekend that I miss the bus monday morning every time


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Talk about shit Monday, I will start a 3 day juice fast and liver flush. 3 days of pure hell drinking olive oil and diluted lemon juice followed by enemas. It's a 3 day mini vacation into health and a few more months of drinking.
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I was laying a subfloor and hammered in so many nails the fingers on my left hand were stained grey. Still more to do tomorrow. oh well, less whining, more wining
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Mr. Viking wrote:I was laying a subfloor and hammered in so many nails the fingers on my left hand were stained grey. Still more to do tomorrow. oh well, less whining, more wining
The UK, where nailing still happens. We 21st century germans screw everything in sight
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It's away off... live it up ya sots!
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There is no shit Monday when you are retired. The only shit Monday is a Monday when you can't shit! Then it's shitty to dry out for a couple days.
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oettinger wrote:I drink so much during the weekend that I miss the bus monday morning every time


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Don't tell me it's friggin Sunday already


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I don't believe it.

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This Monday will be the 4th of July and any American that doesn't have their head up their ass, will know it is a time to celebrate the free republic! Light off some fireworks and get drunk is the American way. If that offends you, go to another country!
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I really hate it
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Recently mondays aren`t as shitty anymore. But tuesdays kill me. I get high bloodpressure from alcohol withdrawals and can`t hear very well anymore. I got a permanent swoosh in my ears. Very annoying.
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