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oettinger wrote:
Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:51 am
Recently mondays aren`t as shitty anymore. But tuesdays kill me. I get high bloodpressure from alcohol withdrawals and can`t hear very well anymore. I got a permanent swoosh in my ears. Very annoying.
Dood, you sound like an everyday drinker. You need to dry out a few days a week. You are too young to be experiencing strange drunken syndrome symptoms. But that is anathema to this website. Party on!
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I work out three days a week, try to eat rather healthy during the week and drink shitloads of water. I have no idea, must be the bumwine taking it`s toll
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Took the day off. Not working rules!
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Margarita Monday is on effect.
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I refuse to post in a thread dedicated to the day that follows Sunday, for religious reasons. Bacchus would smack thee.

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This Monday coming up I'm going to embark on a 3 day juice fast and liver flush. It's quite a sojourn with twice a day enemas and lots of crystal green globules in my poop. That's the trapped bile that doesn't get excreted. I do this once a year. Cheers to good health!
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Hurf Hurf Hurf. Buzzed as fuck after finishing off a bottle of cheap scotch and working on beers. Kickin' back. If someone gonna bring shit to my Monday I will punch entity responsible to the throat/balls depending on height.

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Lush City wrote:
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This Monday coming up I'm going to embark on a 3 day juice fast and liver flush. It's quite a sojourn with twice a day enemas and lots of crystal green globules in my poop. That's the trapped bile that doesn't get excreted. I do this once a year. Cheers to good health!
Juices of what variety?

I could convince myself that I might try this.

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gede wrote:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 5:14 am
Lush City wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:19 pm
This Monday coming up I'm going to embark on a 3 day juice fast and liver flush. It's quite a sojourn with twice a day enemas and lots of crystal green globules in my poop. That's the trapped bile that doesn't get excreted. I do this once a year. Cheers to good health!
Juices of what variety?

I could convince myself that I might try this.
Mostly freshly juiced celery, parsley and spinach.You can get this at your local health food store. Carrot juice and coconut water/milk are also very good. It's very unpleasant to go through so be committed to flushing your liver. The results will be worth it. More drinking power to you!
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Monday is only as shitty as you allow it to be. In my world, on this particular week, Monday is my Friday. Thus it follows suit that I mayhap take some drugs, then wallow in whiskey and pizza at the bar, watch a little Jeopardy, play a little 8 ball, flirt with the harpies, that sort of thing.
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Badfellow wrote:
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Monday is only as shitty as you allow it to be. In my world, on this particular week, Monday is my Friday. Thus it follows suit that I mayhap take some drugs, then wallow in whiskey and pizza at the bar, watch a little Jeopardy, play a little 8 ball, flirt with the harpies, that sort of thing.
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My credo: There are no bad days.
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If we cut every monday from our calendars the year would only be 313 days. That would rock, birthdays and holidays would get here quicker. On the other hand we would die faster though

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Or can we put every monday in one ugly month and ignore the hell out off it? Let`s call it monthday
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Mondays into Tuesdays are now my Fridays. I <3 Mondays.
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Can we give monday a new name please? Like Hitler, Maggie Thatcher Day, Tuesday the second even

Just something that doesn`t hurt as much

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