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Mr. Viking wrote:I'm worried already about next monday lurching around
Agreed. It's out there, lurching around, with arms outstretched, making Frankenstein noises.

What a time to suddenly run out of grenades.
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Sunday glory monday gory.
I hate the dreaded beginning of the week. If I go down one day I will do all of yours a favor and will take this sucker with me.
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Mondays are a pretty shitty way to spend 1/7th of your life.
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Monday has hit me with its mighty hammer especially hard this day. I have a cold, and a slight temperature, keep violently sneezing. Trying to cure it with some whiskey but so far its not helping so I should take many more of them.

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oettinger wrote: I hate the dreaded beginning of the week. If I go down one day I will do all of yours a favor and will take this sucker with me.
Patchez wrote:Mondays are a pretty shitty way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Damn. These are highly quotable.



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Even Bob Geldof has a thing about Mondays.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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When you oversleep longer than two hours it doesn`t matter if you snatch another 40 minutes on in it for mornings cigarette duties doesn`t it?
I blame my new cell phone.
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oettinger wrote:When you oversleep longer than two hours it doesn`t matter if you snatch another 40 minutes on in it for mornings cigarette duties doesn`t it?
I blame my new cell phone.
That's what you get for staying up till 3 am!

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I woke up really early having only slept 3 hours or so. I actually nodded off with head resting on some lovely paper work. Woke up really groggy later this afternoon sweating like a pig. I love it when stuff just coincidentally stacks up to a period of a single week.

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Bur wrote:I woke up really early having only slept 3 hours or so. I actually nodded off with head resting on some lovely paper work. Woke up really groggy later this afternoon sweating like a pig. I love it when stuff just coincidentally stacks up to a period of a single week.
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JimLahey wrote:
Bur wrote:I woke up really early having only slept 3 hours or so. I actually nodded off with head resting on some lovely paper work. Woke up really groggy later this afternoon sweating like a pig. I love it when stuff just coincidentally stacks up to a period of a single week.
Go with the liquor. The liquor makes it easier.
Yes. This.

My mondays are always hell, with nattering old ladies thinking they are in charge hectoring me endlessly but I face it with equimity knowing I have an escape ready and don't own or owe.

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Fuck Mondays. Should have been the worst monday in existence. The girl I've been in this awkward limbo state with for 10 months (Yes, a long time. Yes, it was complicated) suddenly started a relationship yesterday, and didn't have the gall to tell me, and I failed a bunch of shit in school. I ended up taking a giant thermos (I'm talking those industrial sized Stanley Thermoses) to class and started drinking the moment I woke up, and so far I'm still doing good. Still rocking flask pulls after an irish car bomb before I move onto the rocks. My phone killed itself last night right when I found out about her. Then my internet connection killed itself before I came home so I was completely cut off from the world so drank, played ace combat on my playstation, and feel pretty good.

But really, fuck her. Leading me on for ten months in a complicated ass situation that seemed perfectly reasonable, then just instantaneously dropping me. I thought once she got those personal issues worked out, we could have been the perfect pair, considering we were best friends for a year before.

Oh well, Ce'st la vie. In the words of mistah willies,

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brandonman wrote:Fuck Mondays. Should have been the worst monday in existence. The girl I've been in this awkward limbo state with for 10 months (Yes, a long time. Yes, it was complicated) suddenly started a relationship yesterday, and didn't have the gall to tell me, and I failed a bunch of shit in school. I ended up taking a giant thermos (I'm talking those industrial sized Stanley Thermoses) to class and started drinking the moment I woke up, and so far I'm still doing good. Still rocking flask pulls after an irish car bomb before I move onto the rocks. My phone killed itself last night right when I found out about her. Then my internet connection killed itself before I came home so I was completely cut off from the world so drank, played ace combat on my playstation, and feel pretty good.

But really, fuck her. Leading me on for ten months in a complicated ass situation that seemed perfectly reasonable, then just instantaneously dropping me. I thought once she got those personal issues worked out, we could have been the perfect pair, considering we were best friends for a year before.

Oh well, Ce'st la vie. In the words of mistah willies,

DRINK!
Eh, don't sweat it. You'll have others and you'll lose them too and more will come. Probably had a mile of dick in her anyway.

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JimLahey wrote:
brandonman wrote:Fuck Mondays. Should have been the worst monday in existence. The girl I've been in this awkward limbo state with for 10 months (Yes, a long time. Yes, it was complicated) suddenly started a relationship yesterday, and didn't have the gall to tell me, and I failed a bunch of shit in school. I ended up taking a giant thermos (I'm talking those industrial sized Stanley Thermoses) to class and started drinking the moment I woke up, and so far I'm still doing good. Still rocking flask pulls after an irish car bomb before I move onto the rocks. My phone killed itself last night right when I found out about her. Then my internet connection killed itself before I came home so I was completely cut off from the world so drank, played ace combat on my playstation, and feel pretty good.

But really, fuck her. Leading me on for ten months in a complicated ass situation that seemed perfectly reasonable, then just instantaneously dropping me. I thought once she got those personal issues worked out, we could have been the perfect pair, considering we were best friends for a year before.

Oh well, Ce'st la vie. In the words of mistah willies,

DRINK!
Eh, don't sweat it. You'll have others and you'll lose them too and more will come. Probably had a mile of dick in her anyway.
Can confirm she had one guy before me in her and that was it.

I'm still a semi-young'in', but I have this problem where I focus solely on one girl. I've only felt this way about somebody once before. Call me a pussy, but I'm more interested in finding a close relationship with somebody I love than going out and getting my dick wet. I've had plenty of drunk girls throw themselves at me, but even in my drunken stupor, decided not to persue in that regard for personal moral integrity reasons.

i'm starting to wonder if that's held me back for too long.
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brandonman wrote:
JimLahey wrote:
brandonman wrote:Fuck Mondays. Should have been the worst monday in existence. The girl I've been in this awkward limbo state with for 10 months (Yes, a long time. Yes, it was complicated) suddenly started a relationship yesterday, and didn't have the gall to tell me, and I failed a bunch of shit in school. I ended up taking a giant thermos (I'm talking those industrial sized Stanley Thermoses) to class and started drinking the moment I woke up, and so far I'm still doing good. Still rocking flask pulls after an irish car bomb before I move onto the rocks. My phone killed itself last night right when I found out about her. Then my internet connection killed itself before I came home so I was completely cut off from the world so drank, played ace combat on my playstation, and feel pretty good.

But really, fuck her. Leading me on for ten months in a complicated ass situation that seemed perfectly reasonable, then just instantaneously dropping me. I thought once she got those personal issues worked out, we could have been the perfect pair, considering we were best friends for a year before.

Oh well, Ce'st la vie. In the words of mistah willies,

DRINK!
Eh, don't sweat it. You'll have others and you'll lose them too and more will come. Probably had a mile of dick in her anyway.
Can confirm she had one guy before me in her and that was it.

I'm still a semi-young'in', but I have this problem where I focus solely on one girl. I've only felt this way about somebody once before. Call me a pussy, but I'm more interested in finding a close relationship with somebody I love than going out and getting my dick wet. I've had plenty of drunk girls throw themselves at me, but even in my drunken stupor, decided not to persue in that regard for personal moral integrity reasons.

i'm starting to wonder if that's held me back for too long.
How can you confirm? You're taking the word of someone who is dumping you? I'm not trying to make you feel bad, just hoping you will get past it quick. She's out looking for another dick, the sooner you can realize that the sooner you can go out and look for other women too. Best of luck to ya bro and may the liquor be with you.

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