HBD Badfellow

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Artful Drunktective
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Re: HBD Badfellow

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Happy Geburtstag to my beloved bestie!

Get this new year of life started off right with a plethora of celebratory bong hits, chorizo queso blanco, and pitchers of margaritas to start. Who knows what the day will bring and where you will end up, but hopefully it will be as fukin' awesome as life on the Hidden Valley Ranch. Liebe dich, mein Freund! Wish I was there to celebrate your day! Now let's party on, Wayne.

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Re: HBD Badfellow

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Hey asshole, Happy Birthday!
DRINK!

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Congrats on another year sir. Cheers!

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Re: HBD Badfellow

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Awwwwww. Thanks, y’all.

I’ve been afflicted by a doozy of a non-covidian head cold this past week. But I do believe I’m on the tail end of it now, and the goal for the day has shifted from recuperating to seeing how many free birthday drinks I can score. I’ll raise one to each of you.


Yes, some assholes might be content to slugging down their syrupy abominations of Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum and Coca Cola. I won’t name names…
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Nov 04, 2021 6:39 am
Hey asshole, Happy Birthday!
… but for this birthday boy it’s tiki safari and top shelf Long Island Iced Tea all the way.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ

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Re: HBD Badfellow

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HAPPY G DAY MY BRUDDDDA XXXXXX
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane." - Kinglsey Amis

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Re: HBD Badfellow

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Happy day.

Prick.
DRINK!
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Re: HBD Badfellow

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Happy Anniversary of When Your Face Touched Your Mother's Vagina!!!!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: HBD Badfellow

Post by Jimmy Lester {RIP} »

The earth is more than 4.5 billion fucking years old and you want to celebrate the number of rotations around the sun that have involved YOU?

Fucking self-absorbed shit bag.

Shall we start celebrating each time you fart too?

Fuck.

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Re: HBD Badfellow

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Happy birthday dude!

It’s a pleasure being in your orbit.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Re: HBD Badfellow

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Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:
Thu Nov 04, 2021 1:59 pm
Shall we start celebrating each time you fart too?
Farting is absolutely worth celebrating. If you or someone you know has epic ass ripping prowess you could even turn it into a drinking game.

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Re: HBD Badfellow

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But me a drink.
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Re: HBD Badfellow

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Badfellow wrote:
Thu Nov 04, 2021 6:40 pm
But me a drink.
And a good drink you are

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Re: HBD Badfellow

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Patchez wrote:
Thu Nov 04, 2021 12:48 pm
Happy Anniversary of When Your Face Touched Your Mother's Vagina!!!!
you assuming that was the last time?
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane." - Kinglsey Amis

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Re: HBD Badfellow

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Cheers AssFellow,
I bet your day went like this:


Bong hit

Bong hit while farting and pissing

Bong hit with cigarette

Bong hit with gold fish crackers

Bong hit with long islands

Bong hit with munchies on cheese curds

Bong hit with extra bong hits

Bong hit with moonshine

Bong hit with late night poutine eggs benedict munchies

Writing a highly drunk Happy B Day story for Oett while 5/6 of the bains are already dead
Drink!
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Re: HBD Badfellow

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Happy drunk day Best Fellow, on a friday no matter, party all weekend and order some curds
Drink!
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