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Re: Cheers to our 42 guests!

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says 50 now, i for one welcome our new overlords, as long as they have booze
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Re: Cheers to our 42 guests!

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The Prick is really a Guest... don't let him fool you.

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Welcome, Guests. Say what you think.

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Seriously. Don't be afraid. Spew it out. If you prove yourself to be a freeze-dried wackaloon, well then, bye bye. (But know that you provided us with a bit of a laugh before you went where all the compost goes. Otherwise, we welcome you with open arms and uncorked bottles.

Here I go:

I used to be a Republican. I voted for the first time in 1976. But Trump. Damn. A drooling idiot that shared TV space with the Kardashians and that sort. What the hell has our country come to?

I drink bourbon. I am not rich, but Makers Mark is within my budget. However, my darling Grumpy drinks TJD, which makes him akin to the Indian Untouchables 'round these parts. I support his right to the guzzle of his choice. Now if he kicked puppies and set fire to kittens, I'd kick his ass from here to Cucamonga.

However, new people, be forewarned. You must pay tribute to the Godmother. I need a champagne toast or five when you join our motley crew. *

* No, not that band of fruitcakes who got lost in their grandmas' makeup case. It's spelled differently.

Oh, and Grumpy says Hi. Or he would, if he weren't passed out.
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Re: Welcome, Guests. Say what you think.

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Shit.


That is all.
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Re: Welcome, Guests. Say what you think.

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Patchez wrote:
Sat Mar 04, 2017 9:52 pm
Shit.


That is all.
Not that Savage's post was shit. It was great.

That is all. Again.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: Welcome, Guests. Say what you think.

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Patchez wrote:
Sat Mar 04, 2017 9:53 pm
Patchez wrote:
Sat Mar 04, 2017 9:52 pm
Shit.


That is all.
Not that Savage's post was shit. It was great.

That is all. Again.

Hi Savage and passed out Grumpy.

That really is all.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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104 Guests on the Wall

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104 guests!
They don't drink for shit but they watch us all
104 guests on the wall

I'm drinking with ghosts!

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Re: 104 Guests on the Wall

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Sammy wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:19 pm
104 guests!
They don't drink for shit but they watch us all
104 guests on the wall

I'm drinking with ghosts!
I don't understand that either, who are these guests and what are they afraid of? Sign up and drink up.
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

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Re: 104 Guests on the Wall

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Rye and Coke wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 12:31 pm
Sammy wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:19 pm
104 guests!
They don't drink for shit but they watch us all
104 guests on the wall

I'm drinking with ghosts!
I don't understand that either, who are these guests and what are they afraid of? Sign up and drink up.
117 Guests now. They want our booze but they shall not have it!

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46 guests

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And no one posting?
What the hell?

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Re: 46 guests

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It is fucking SPERRSTUNDE in Germany.
It means I can go nowhere.
I need more Booze.
Ay have no booze

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Re: 46 guests

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Ay have Beers.

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Re: Who's hiding?? Let's get drunk, guests and lurkers!

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Not hiding anymore. Hid off and on over the years. Just checking in on all you fine folks. Broke my heart to see all the fine drunkards we’ve lost. 😢
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Re: Who's hiding?? Let's get drunk, guests and lurkers!

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I just eulogized my mother for some Farkers. Really, I think I know one of them.

Better late than never. I think she died nine years ago. Dad thinks funerals are for suckers, Or he did. He's dead too.
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Re: Who's hiding?? Let's get drunk, guests and lurkers!

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How do you do Savage?

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