Who's hiding?? Let's get drunk, guests and lurkers!
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- whiskeyprick
- Ripped Like Reed
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Re: Cheers to our 42 guests!
says 50 now, i for one welcome our new overlords, as long as they have booze
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald
Re: Cheers to our 42 guests!
The Prick is really a Guest... don't let him fool you.
- Savage
- Juicing Like Jackie
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- Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2003 1:16 am
- Location: All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
Welcome, Guests. Say what you think.
Seriously. Don't be afraid. Spew it out. If you prove yourself to be a freeze-dried wackaloon, well then, bye bye. (But know that you provided us with a bit of a laugh before you went where all the compost goes. Otherwise, we welcome you with open arms and uncorked bottles.
Here I go:
I used to be a Republican. I voted for the first time in 1976. But Trump. Damn. A drooling idiot that shared TV space with the Kardashians and that sort. What the hell has our country come to?
I drink bourbon. I am not rich, but Makers Mark is within my budget. However, my darling Grumpy drinks TJD, which makes him akin to the Indian Untouchables 'round these parts. I support his right to the guzzle of his choice. Now if he kicked puppies and set fire to kittens, I'd kick his ass from here to Cucamonga.
However, new people, be forewarned. You must pay tribute to the Godmother. I need a champagne toast or five when you join our motley crew. *
* No, not that band of fruitcakes who got lost in their grandmas' makeup case. It's spelled differently.
Oh, and Grumpy says Hi. Or he would, if he weren't passed out.
Here I go:
I used to be a Republican. I voted for the first time in 1976. But Trump. Damn. A drooling idiot that shared TV space with the Kardashians and that sort. What the hell has our country come to?
I drink bourbon. I am not rich, but Makers Mark is within my budget. However, my darling Grumpy drinks TJD, which makes him akin to the Indian Untouchables 'round these parts. I support his right to the guzzle of his choice. Now if he kicked puppies and set fire to kittens, I'd kick his ass from here to Cucamonga.
However, new people, be forewarned. You must pay tribute to the Godmother. I need a champagne toast or five when you join our motley crew. *
* No, not that band of fruitcakes who got lost in their grandmas' makeup case. It's spelled differently.
Oh, and Grumpy says Hi. Or he would, if he weren't passed out.
like tears in rain
Re: Welcome, Guests. Say what you think.
Shit.
That is all.
That is all.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: Welcome, Guests. Say what you think.
Not that Savage's post was shit. It was great.
That is all. Again.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: Welcome, Guests. Say what you think.
Hi Savage and passed out Grumpy.
That really is all.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- RIPT2.0
- Inebriate Savant
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- Location: Seventh Circle of Hell
104 Guests on the Wall
104 guests!
They don't drink for shit but they watch us all
104 guests on the wall
I'm drinking with ghosts!
They don't drink for shit but they watch us all
104 guests on the wall
I'm drinking with ghosts!
- Rye and Coke
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Re: 104 Guests on the Wall
I don't understand that either, who are these guests and what are they afraid of? Sign up and drink up.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
- RIPT2.0
- Inebriate Savant
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- Joined: Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:25 pm
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Re: 104 Guests on the Wall
117 Guests now. They want our booze but they shall not have it!Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Sun Mar 22, 2020 12:31 pmI don't understand that either, who are these guests and what are they afraid of? Sign up and drink up.
Re: 46 guests
It is fucking SPERRSTUNDE in Germany.
It means I can go nowhere.
I need more Booze.
Ay have no booze
It means I can go nowhere.
I need more Booze.
Ay have no booze
- Bluespook
- Hooching Like Hemingway
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- Location: central Illinois
Re: Who's hiding?? Let's get drunk, guests and lurkers!
Not hiding anymore. Hid off and on over the years. Just checking in on all you fine folks. Broke my heart to see all the fine drunkards we’ve lost. 😢
Beer's just being social. Whiskey's drinkin'.
- Savage
- Juicing Like Jackie
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- Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2003 1:16 am
- Location: All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
Re: Who's hiding?? Let's get drunk, guests and lurkers!
I just eulogized my mother for some Farkers. Really, I think I know one of them.
Better late than never. I think she died nine years ago. Dad thinks funerals are for suckers, Or he did. He's dead too.
Better late than never. I think she died nine years ago. Dad thinks funerals are for suckers, Or he did. He's dead too.
like tears in rain
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- Lord of Benders
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Re: Who's hiding?? Let's get drunk, guests and lurkers!
How do you do Savage?