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Nice pair. The mild Romeo y Julieta went nicely with the smokey dates and honey flavors in the Select.
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Mighty fine, Patchez! ^^^^
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Freud would have a heyday with this thread. OR, maybe a cigar is sometimes just a cigar. Or a penis. ohsnapisaidthat!1
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This was my 2016 birthday stash...@ €105 worth of Cubanos, bought in Spain.

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Chainsmoking while already fighting the flu makes for a good rocky cough sandwich waking up. Morning glory lung gory
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Bluto wrote:Post heart problem I have pretty much given up all smoking. Had a cigar to celebrate my brother's nuptials, but that's it. I used to love a good pipe, though. I've got a small collection of pipes that belonged to my grandfather and my uncle. Makes me sad to see them not being used.
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I like that idea. I might be able to part with one or two but I can't liquidate them all. It's a connection for me to my early years.
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Thanks to a video BF sent me I found these Classic Cigarette Commercials. Damn fine.
How many Belair coupons do you have?

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How many of those bad commercial actors were also loaded? All?
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I remember back when you could smoke in places like hospitals, public schools and fireworks factories. Those were the days.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:09 am
I remember back when you could smoke in places like hospitals, public schools and fireworks factories. Those were the days.
And airplanes. Yuck. I wonder why they even still use the 'No Smoking' sign these days. It should be "the Captain said 'sit your ass down NOW you fucking terrorist'" sign.
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Artful Detective wrote:
Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:55 am
Badfellow wrote:
Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:09 am
I remember back when you could smoke in places like hospitals, public schools and fireworks factories. Those were the days.
And airplanes. Yuck. I wonder why they even still use the 'No Smoking' sign these days. It should be "the Captain said 'sit your ass down NOW you fucking terrorist'" sign.
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Long ago I had a good job, nice corner office with a Cocobolo desk, and on that desk was a heavy glass ashtray that was consistently overflowing and usually smoldering. It developed it's own toxic mini-ecosystem which was fine, most of the bitchier people talked to me from outside the door.
I miss the days when you could smoke EVERYWHERE. Now I have to go outside to have a smoke at work, which is fine because I'm getting fresh air let them non-smokers breathe all that recycled nauseous shit air in the break room.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:53 pm
smoke at work,
Liar! You don`t have a job. You can smoke all day on the street
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That asshole Phllip morris can atleast hand out free lighters with every 90th pack. I hate lighting my cig on the toaster
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