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more drought, driest winter anyone can remember . Haven't even tried to dig my snowboard gear out,
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Spring to frozen shit. Summer is over

All birds have to die.

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Having one of those nice days sandwiched between two stretches of shit winter days. Spring is a bitch.

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Hot cold hot cold hot cold that`s my hand in and out the boiling water

Snow here
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more drought, another daily dusting. Wildfires are gonna be back
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Humid and approaching, if not hitting, 90°F today. Spending some quality time under the ceiling fan with cold beer for the time being.

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Hot hot hot, 86 million fahrenheit

But a good night to be drunk. I like it when it`s still warm at night. I wish I was a nudist right now
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whiskeyprick wrote:
Sun Apr 03, 2022 9:39 pm
more drought, another daily dusting. Wildfires are gonna be back
We finally got some rain down in the 4 corners.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Some unusual and weird mini tornado happened in Calvados (yes that's in Normandie where they make Calvados) yesterday and a kytesurfer got carried away and killed hitting a restaurant.
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Hot weather: what a wonderful excuse to lounge around in your underwear and show off the ol’ spare tire and tramp stamp ensemble.

But remember that lakes, oceans and swimming pools can be dangerous. Beaches are likewise infested with White Claw, STDs and roving gangs of surf nazis. However, unless you’re King Fjolnor who fell into a vat of his own royal mead, no one other than their sorrows has ever been drowned in alcohol.
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Been kinda nice the last few days. Of course tomorrow brings back the humidity. But then the long weekend is very close so...fuck the humidity.

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Bone dry. With a touch of drier.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jun 19, 2022 10:44 am
Hot weather: what a wonderful excuse to lounge around in your underwear and show off the ol’ spare tire and tramp stamp ensemble.

But remember that lakes, oceans and swimming pools can be dangerous. Beaches are likewise infested with White Claw, STDs and roving gangs of surf nazis. However, unless you’re King Fjolnor who fell into a vat of his own royal mead, no one other than their sorrows has ever been drowned in alcohol.
You'll be the dad that Grumpy's DAD was. One long ago day, almost before I was born, one of Grumpy's brothers brought over his girlfriend, later wife, later ex. Papa (shift worker) was sprawled in his chair, bare chested and boxer shorted. He tossed some bills at the son, and said, "Go get me some Jock Itch, boy"

Girlfriend was shocked, as she grew up in a house of women. The union did not last, but at least Papa's privates were itch free that day.
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Savage wrote:
Sun Jul 03, 2022 1:12 am
Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jun 19, 2022 10:44 am
Hot weather: what a wonderful excuse to lounge around in your underwear and show off the ol’ spare tire and tramp stamp ensemble.

But remember that lakes, oceans and swimming pools can be dangerous. Beaches are likewise infested with White Claw, STDs and roving gangs of surf nazis. However, unless you’re King Fjolnor who fell into a vat of his own royal mead, no one other than their sorrows has ever been drowned in alcohol.
You'll be the dad that Grumpy's DAD was. One long ago day, almost before I was born, one of Grumpy's brothers brought over his girlfriend, later wife, later ex. Papa (shift worker) was sprawled in his chair, bare chested and boxer shorted. He tossed some bills at the son, and said, "Go get me some Jock Itch, boy"

Girlfriend was shocked, as she grew up in a house of women. The union did not last, but at least Papa's privates were itch free that day.


I loved that guy. He always worried I did not eat enough. Hee-Hee. As if. Anyone who met me at the first convention knows I am a hefty little heifer.
like tears in rain

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Grumpy and I miss him so much.
like tears in rain

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