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Re: Your local weather reports

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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Mon Aug 02, 2021 1:13 am
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Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:49 am
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Sun Aug 01, 2021 2:58 pm
After work (but still on a ship
Nice pics! Thanks for sharing. The sunglasses inside at the computer is a nice touch. Must be one bright ass lamp. HA!
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The heat showed up today and will be around for most of the week. Heat advisory for the next three days at least. Happy to be stocked up on ice cold beer.

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Still Fucking Hot. The ten-day forecast:

Tuesday: Fucking Hot
Wednesday: Hot as Fuck
Thursday: Hotter than Fuck
Friday: Mother Fucker, It's Hot
Saturday: It's Mother Fucking Hot
Sunday: It's Hotter than a Mother Fucker
Monday: Fuck, It's a Hot Mother Fucker
Tuesday: Fucking Hot Mother Fucking Fuck
Wednesday: Mother Fucking Hot Fucking Fucker
Thursday: Fuck This Hot Fucking, Mother Fucking, Fuck
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^^^ I'll be damned....Jimmy Lester fulfilled his dream of doing the local weather forecast?

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scream ale wrote:
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^^^ I'll be damned....Jimmy Lester fulfilled his dream of doing the local weather forecast?
Fuck Jimmy Lester
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Mighty fuck is it warm. And humid. One more day and then storms will cool/kill everything off.

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As always we`re a day late here on Scream Ale`s shit weather.

Yeah send the clouds on monday motherfuck
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Nausea wrote:
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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Sun Aug 01, 2021 10:53 am
Overcast and cool
in other words it's nice
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Dear Booze wrote:
Mon Aug 09, 2021 4:20 pm
Still Fucking Hot. The ten-day forecast:

Tuesday: Fucking Hot
Wednesday: Hot as Fuck
Thursday: Hotter than Fuck
Friday: Mother Fucker, It's Hot
Saturday: It's Mother Fucking Hot
Sunday: It's Hotter than a Mother Fucker
Monday: Fuck, It's a Hot Mother Fucker
Tuesday: Fucking Hot Mother Fucking Fuck
Wednesday: Mother Fucking Hot Fucking Fucker
Thursday: Fuck This Hot Fucking, Mother Fucking, Fuck
LMAO! I know why you hate me, too. Sorry, bro.
It's like 68 degrees with the windows open at sundown.
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Re: Your local weather reports

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Lush City wrote:
Sun Aug 15, 2021 1:10 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Mon Aug 09, 2021 4:20 pm
Still Fucking Hot. The ten-day forecast:

Tuesday: Fucking Hot
Wednesday: Hot as Fuck
Thursday: Hotter than Fuck
Friday: Mother Fucker, It's Hot
Saturday: It's Mother Fucking Hot
Sunday: It's Hotter than a Mother Fucker
Monday: Fuck, It's a Hot Mother Fucker
Tuesday: Fucking Hot Mother Fucking Fuck
Wednesday: Mother Fucking Hot Fucking Fucker
Thursday: Fuck This Hot Fucking, Mother Fucking, Fuck
LMAO! I know why you hate me, too. Sorry, bro.
It's like 68 degrees with the windows open at sundown.
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FUCK OFF.

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Heat broke with last nights deluge from the last bits of Tropical storm Fred. A pleasant 85 degrees and humidity no longer matching the moisture level of Satan's taint in leather Tom Selleck shorts.
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The great outside is very nice. Maybe leaning a touch towards too warm, but there is a nice breeze.

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The sky is leaking all over the place!
Summer is over
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Heavy rain and stormy, perfect day to stay inside and get sloshed
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Oct 03, 2021 9:35 am
Heavy rain and stormy, perfect day to stay inside and get sloshed
Ha! Same here.

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