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Smoky
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Rain, rain and more rain. Most of the week actually.

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scream ale wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2023 3:44 pm
Rain, rain and more rain. Most of the week actually.
Please be a day ahead as usual. We`ve been without water for over a month, my crops are dying
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2023 4:03 pm
my crops are dying
Mine are drowning. We are sadly in the same boat my friend.

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But when the rain finally comes (snotty cry voice), it`s mudslide we we we we we we
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Drinking heavily in the heat makes me dizzy. My brain works even worse than usual. It just says Drink, eat, don`t wake up in fecal matter. Brilliant
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Blue Skies & Sunshine

I'll take it.
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No rain today so I rode the Bobber to work. Most of the rest of the week it's a wash out.
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This is all so distressing. I live well upwind from all this turmoil on the NE and South US but this is getting out of hand. It's not climate change it's arson!
This all makes a great argument to spend most of your time drinking in your local pub that is probably air conditioned where you will breathe filtered air drinking the swill of your choice. Live accordingly. Just strap on your respirator on the way home.
Millions face a relentless summer of smoke that won’t end anytime soon
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Hot and humid as shit. The kind of hot and humid where your balls melt into your thighs. Even worse tomorrow. Balls.

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Swamp ass season in PA as well.
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scream ale wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2023 4:34 pm
Hot and humid as shit. The kind of hot and humid where your balls melt into your thighs. Even worse tomorrow. Balls.
We `ll get this on sunday, again you`re just two days ahead.

Hot enough here to hear crickets for the first time though
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Too warm to eat, too warm to sleep, warm enough to have an ice cold drink
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Jul 08, 2023 9:07 pm
Too warm to eat, too warm to sleep, warm enough to see my big, hairy man tits on the skype call

Fixed that for ya. Next time can you at least wear a sports bra or something?
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High pressure is returning to the SW this week after enjoying the jet stream all year long. It brought a ton of rain followed by low temperatures. That's all going away as the familiar high pressure dome will fry the interior from SoCal all the way to New Mexico. The sliver of coastline where I am will be the last to feel it. Expect temps in the 90F range by the weekend!
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