Your local weather reports
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Re: Your local weather reports
It is dick-turtlingly cold out.
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St Louis local weather: FUCKING cold. I smoked one cigarette today. That's how bad it is. Last night I drank almost a bottle of whiskey and smoked ZERO cigarettes. That's how cold it is.
Baseline reference: Smoked a PACK over 5 hours or so at a buddy's shindig where we could smoke indoors drinking on Saturday night.
Baseline reference: Smoked a PACK over 5 hours or so at a buddy's shindig where we could smoke indoors drinking on Saturday night.
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Re: Your local weather reports
Strange, cold never kept me from smoking, probably makes me smoke more.
Edit: Ok, - 32 degrees Celsius and forth might be cutting it bit too chill.
Edit: Ok, - 32 degrees Celsius and forth might be cutting it bit too chill.
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Weather: low clouds and fog in the morning, hi 50's. Clearing briefly, hi of 66F, only to have multiple cross traffic of chemtrail spraying jets at high altitude. Soon blue sky turned to overcast in a couple hours due to fake clouds. Coastal layer of real weather rolls in later so no one knows the difference. Those chemtrails represent geoengineering and that's what is creating this drought and deep freeze. But I'll be damned if it makes me dry. It's good to be intoxicated and sopping wet. Cheers!
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So why is my gas bill almost thirty dollars? We haven't used the heater in a couple of months, and we mostly eat sandwiches and salads nd so forth, and our dryer is electric.Miklo wrote:high 70s to low 80s, haven't turned my heater on in weeks. Beautiful weather here on the west coast...
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It's true.Palinka wrote:It turns out that, NSA Agent, booznik can control the weather!
Your neighbors have tapped your gas line and are using it to cook meth.Savage wrote:So why is my gas bill almost thirty dollars? We haven't used the heater in a couple of months, and we mostly eat sandwiches and salads nd so forth, and our dryer is electric.
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OMG. What if?booznik wrote:It's true.Palinka wrote:It turns out that, NSA Agent, booznik can control the weather!
Your neighbors have tapped your gas line and are using it to cook meth.Savage wrote:So why is my gas bill almost thirty dollars? We haven't used the heater in a couple of months, and we mostly eat sandwiches and salads nd so forth, and our dryer is electric.
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Maybe you have a leak in your gas line? But you would smell that. Maybe there's a Heisenberg next door to you.
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SoCal 61F on the coast with showers. Finally some moisture. All that snow in the rest of the country is stolen weather from the West. Those bastards are manipulating the weather the same way they manipulate financial markets. The whole world is corrupt. It's time for mighty Thor to bring down his hammer.
That concludes today's weather report. Have a nice evening!
That concludes today's weather report. Have a nice evening!
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Got to tell you all this weather is fucking sick! Everywhere you go. Today I was in my Summer clothes walking down to the beach for happy hour wearing a straw hat! This is the middle of March and it should be a lot cooler and cloudy. Tomorrow is going to be 91F. In the valley 15 miles inland it will be over 100F. Read today in the L.A. Times that the State has only one year of water before we run out! The article recommends rationing now. Ya think? Many of you folks in the East are digging out from record snowfall. If this weather isn't manipulated because they do have the tech, then we are headed into an ice age where there is all this high variability. Hope everyone is staying well supplied with booze. If you are cut off, we want to know.
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Please get more drunk!Lush City wrote:Got to tell you all this weather is fucking sick! Everywhere you go. Today I was in my Summer clothes walking down to the beach for happy hour wearing a straw hat! This is the middle of March and it should be a lot cooler and cloudy. Tomorrow is going to be 91F. In the valley 15 miles inland it will be over 100F. Read today in the L.A. Times that the State has only one year of water before we run out! The article recommends rationing now. Ya think? Many of you folks in the East are digging out from record snowfall. If this weather isn't manipulated because they do have the tech, then we are headed into an ice age where there is all this high variability. Hope everyone is staying well supplied with booze. If you are cut off, we want to know.
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Anyone want some snow? I'll mail it to ya
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...and I need to go out and buy a bad of ice tomorrow. Do you just get a bucket and walk out the door and fill it with snow (crushed ice)? We are talking instant Martini material.
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After another cold spell the past few days it`s getting warm finally. No need for snow Willies, sorry
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