flash burn or no...it's a strong look!Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Mon Aug 02, 2021 1:13 amNot beside a computer, just at my desk having a Jim Beam, the sunglasses are because I had flash burned my eyesArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:49 amNice pics! Thanks for sharing. The sunglasses inside at the computer is a nice touch. Must be one bright ass lamp. HA!
Your local weather reports
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The heat showed up today and will be around for most of the week. Heat advisory for the next three days at least. Happy to be stocked up on ice cold beer.
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Still Fucking Hot. The ten-day forecast:
Tuesday: Fucking Hot
Wednesday: Hot as Fuck
Thursday: Hotter than Fuck
Friday: Mother Fucker, It's Hot
Saturday: It's Mother Fucking Hot
Sunday: It's Hotter than a Mother Fucker
Monday: Fuck, It's a Hot Mother Fucker
Tuesday: Fucking Hot Mother Fucking Fuck
Wednesday: Mother Fucking Hot Fucking Fucker
Thursday: Fuck This Hot Fucking, Mother Fucking, Fuck
Tuesday: Fucking Hot
Wednesday: Hot as Fuck
Thursday: Hotter than Fuck
Friday: Mother Fucker, It's Hot
Saturday: It's Mother Fucking Hot
Sunday: It's Hotter than a Mother Fucker
Monday: Fuck, It's a Hot Mother Fucker
Tuesday: Fucking Hot Mother Fucking Fuck
Wednesday: Mother Fucking Hot Fucking Fucker
Thursday: Fuck This Hot Fucking, Mother Fucking, Fuck
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^^^ I'll be damned....Jimmy Lester fulfilled his dream of doing the local weather forecast?
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Fuck Jimmy Lesterscream ale wrote: ↑Mon Aug 09, 2021 4:49 pm^^^ I'll be damned....Jimmy Lester fulfilled his dream of doing the local weather forecast?
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Mighty fuck is it warm. And humid. One more day and then storms will cool/kill everything off.
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As always we`re a day late here on Scream Ale`s shit weather.
Yeah send the clouds on monday motherfuck
Yeah send the clouds on monday motherfuck
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Ridiculous!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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LMAO! I know why you hate me, too. Sorry, bro.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Mon Aug 09, 2021 4:20 pmStill Fucking Hot. The ten-day forecast:
Tuesday: Fucking Hot
Wednesday: Hot as Fuck
Thursday: Hotter than Fuck
Friday: Mother Fucker, It's Hot
Saturday: It's Mother Fucking Hot
Sunday: It's Hotter than a Mother Fucker
Monday: Fuck, It's a Hot Mother Fucker
Tuesday: Fucking Hot Mother Fucking Fuck
Wednesday: Mother Fucking Hot Fucking Fucker
Thursday: Fuck This Hot Fucking, Mother Fucking, Fuck
It's like 68 degrees with the windows open at sundown.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Dear Lush,Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Aug 15, 2021 1:10 amLMAO! I know why you hate me, too. Sorry, bro.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Mon Aug 09, 2021 4:20 pmStill Fucking Hot. The ten-day forecast:
Tuesday: Fucking Hot
Wednesday: Hot as Fuck
Thursday: Hotter than Fuck
Friday: Mother Fucker, It's Hot
Saturday: It's Mother Fucking Hot
Sunday: It's Hotter than a Mother Fucker
Monday: Fuck, It's a Hot Mother Fucker
Tuesday: Fucking Hot Mother Fucking Fuck
Wednesday: Mother Fucking Hot Fucking Fucker
Thursday: Fuck This Hot Fucking, Mother Fucking, Fuck
It's like 68 degrees with the windows open at sundown.
FUCK OFF.
That's all.
Love,
Me
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Re: Your local weather reports
Heat broke with last nights deluge from the last bits of Tropical storm Fred. A pleasant 85 degrees and humidity no longer matching the moisture level of Satan's taint in leather Tom Selleck shorts.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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The great outside is very nice. Maybe leaning a touch towards too warm, but there is a nice breeze.
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Heavy rain and stormy, perfect day to stay inside and get sloshed
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